by Brendan Schroeder May 30, 2023

The keeper of children in his basement, and prison wallet.
besides the keeping of children, he is also very gay and enjoys having alot of coitus with men.
besides the keeping of children, he is also very gay and enjoys having alot of coitus with men.
guy 1: Have you seen Zach?
guy 2: That guy who likes to keep children up his prison wallet and is also really gay?
guy 1: Yea that guy.
guy 2: That guy who likes to keep children up his prison wallet and is also really gay?
guy 1: Yea that guy.
by King albert III October 6, 2023

An amazing guy who is super hot kinda depressed and self conscious. He doesn’t really show much emotion but gets through the week looking forward to the weekend with friends who love him and love hanging out with him. He would love to get closer to his friends however and be able to hang out with them more than just when they come over to his house but his mom barely ever lets him because she is kinda strict
He look it’s Zach Dixon I wish I could hang out with him more but him mom is kinda strict, and he’s super hot so I don’t know if he would like me.
by Awesomedude4444 December 5, 2021

Zach is usually acting gay. He feels pleased when he is around guys, specially his best friends. Zach loves a nice vibrator.
by MuddyDude October 9, 2019

by Zadeelbalshi July 4, 2022

A astronomically chunky man. Over 300 pounds of pure fat. Loser nerd giants fan L youngboy better. Worst madden player known to man. Water boy for the Ramsey football freshman team. Walking L
by LoganLover69 January 6, 2022

Zach, someone who puffs on a geekbar all day, playing fortnite and being a tier 3 gooner all day long. or something like literally or something.
Stranger1: Hey i met a guy last night…
Stranger2: How was he?
Stranger1: he was like a nigger
Stranger 2: so like zach?
Stranger1: yea…
Stranger2: How was he?
Stranger1: he was like a nigger
Stranger 2: so like zach?
Stranger1: yea…
by lollygaggerorsomething May 1, 2025
