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Perpetual Wipe

A perpetual wipe is after you drop a steamin load in the John, and, unbeknownst to you, the wiping process will seemingly never end. An unspeakable amount of toilet paper is used, along with several flushes along the way, to avoid clogging of any sort.
Jim: Hey José! where have you been? I have been waiting for at least 30 minutes!

José: Sorry, I was just dropping a shit, and then I realized I was stuck in a perpetual wipe
by Dick Sanders696969 October 14, 2012
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Wiping the crayon

When taking a shit, and it feels like the turd is stuck in your ass, but you no longer fee you can poop anymore. You try to wipe, but no matter how much there is fresh shit on the toilet paper, as if you are wiping your butt with a crayon sticking out that keeps writing on the tp (see also: Crayon Dump)
Sorry I’m taking so long! I am trying to finish up but I’m wiping the crayon here.”
by Suburban Urbanite August 30, 2020
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Quebec wet wipe

When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with
When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with and it's called Quebec wet wipe
by TTVwetwipe August 11, 2024
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Alabama Wet Wipe

A degrading sexual act where the female lays on the bed and sticks her tongue out flat and the male drags his butthole across her tongue, in a similar motion to a dog dragging its butt across the ground.
That girl is in need of an Alabama wet wipe...
by Hard R 66198 June 15, 2023
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Ass wipe

an ass wipe is when you take toilet paper and put it up ur asshole
Wow noah is an ass wipe
by Oh yheah baby October 6, 2020
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Friction-less Wipe

When you wipe your ass, and the paper glides friction-less, so you know you're fucked.
John: Bro, you used all the toilet paper!
Doe: Yeah man, it was a friction-less wipe.
by Findrunemfwatertower March 31, 2025
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ass wipe

a wipe you use to wipe ur ass hole after crapping
Your such an ass wipe.

Thanks i love ass wipes
by joecord May 17, 2016
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