jeremy window

Jeremy window is a code name used for a lie if you do not want to give your actual name to somebody they are most commonly referred to as a twin sister
He looks wired I’ll tell him my name is Jeremy window
by Jeremy window February 17, 2022
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Window Bean

Someone's who glued a baked bean onto a glass window.
by PickleRick9696 November 22, 2022
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Window of Opportunity

When one has reached the maximum level of being stoned & is compelled to leave unexpectedly out of fear of themselves.
Hey sorry I bailed last night without saying goodbye or grabbing my shit; I saw my window of opportunity.
by Daisy Dunham May 25, 2020
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The Pynchon Window

Experiencing the past, present, and future at the same time.
“The Pynchon Window,” Clara muttered. Looking past the plate glass and into the once-bustling streets, now vacant the faces, footfalls, and soft sweat of the day.

“What was that dear?” Replied her husband, sorting his cards.

‘What was always so important about those cards?’ She wondered briefly, turning back out to the last passage of dusk.

“Just something a friend told me. ‘Once you go out looking for one thing, and you’re late to realize it already passed you by.’ And the whole point of it is... there you were, just being there the whole time. With that window.”

Peabody’s?”

“Pynchon’s. I liked the name, like some old world steakhouse of nondescript national origin”
by IamGravity'sRainbow September 30, 2020
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Cock Window

“Cock Window” - A finite period of opportunity when a female is open for approachment.

Ex. “That stuck-up girl in the bar wouldn’t even talk to me. Her Cock Window must’ve closed…”
“Cock Window”

Ex. “That stuck-up girl in the bar wouldn’t even talk to me. Her Cock Window must’ve closed…”
by J. Trip March 20, 2022
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Windows Fail

An operating system that Microsoft Windows releases that is terrible.

This results in a pattern known as the Windows Pattern.
Windows Fail = Windows 95, Windows Me, Windows Vista, Windows 8.
by Elixir of Wisdom June 28, 2015
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complacency window

The time just after you score a goal in FIFA when you are more susceptible to an equaliser or another goal being scored against you as you are a) suffering from hubris b) you aren't concentrating very hard.
1: I can't believe you just got a goal back.
2: that's the complacency window mate.
1: it's not fair when you have Ronaldo
by Wordman30001 October 07, 2013
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