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7th street wind chimes

while engaging in sexual activity, your partner accidentally or purposely releases a flatulent, thus acting as a gust of wind that blows wind chimes.
“man, i was having some sex last night with this nice lady but she used the ol ‘7th street wind chimes’ on me!”

“oh no! that’s awful!”

“for real! she will probably never live this down.”
by zozzlemynozzle December 29, 2017
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Goblin Wind

A most noxious expulsion of flatulence with malicious intent.
He released the goblin wind with the windows up, causing his niece to lose her lunch on the back seat of the Subaru.
by Wqrdsmith September 18, 2021
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Close to the wind

(of a sailing vessel) pointed as near as possible to the direction from which the wind is blowing while still making headway.
The experienced sailor expertly maneuvered the sailboat, sailing close to the wind to maximize speed and efficiency.
by Arminkshipper July 25, 2024
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Arkansas wind sock

The initiation of fellatio on an uncircumcised penis before it is fully erect, leaving the foreskin dangling like a wind sock. Arkansas is the home of Big River Steel, where the technique was pioneered.
Cashier: Why is your foreskin so floppy?

Customer: The missus just gave me the old Arkansas wind sock.
by HeyBubba June 5, 2023
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Shit Wind

1.) An Impressive Fart lasting more than 3 seconds
2.) Poor performance by a Co-Worker or Employee
Billy let out a nice Shit wind. OR
Nick is a real Shit Wind!
by Funktacular February 9, 2023
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boznian and herzagovian wind turbine

The act of having anal sex while laying on top of a wind turbine in Iowa. You first go through all the positions and then you both fall off because you have parachutes and then flying into a cat orphanage.
Hey fynn, wanna go boznian and herzagovian wind turbine later today. Your mom will join.
by 6117 April 15, 2025
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Poppins Wind

Wind so strong it makes old ladies with umbrellas fly away.
Dude that mothafuckin poppins wind blew away my hat!!11!!11!!
by CokeHead Fred December 24, 2008
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