Bi-winning

A mental augmentation characterised by extreme lifestyles on both sides of the spectrum. Patients tend to operate on a single gear or speed: 'Go' and never feel sadness or regret.

Touted as a possible side effect for the drug 'Charlie Sheen', other effects include dying and melting.

There is no cure, medicine and doctors will only make patients 'like them'.

Suspected sufferers of bi-winning have included Charlie Sheen, Honey Badgers and the Kool-Aid Jug.

'Hey Colonel Gaddafi, you're country is on the brink of civil war and are calling for the blood of you and your family, even you pets!'

CG ' Nonsense, my people love me, there is no unrest in Libya'

Subject Gaddafi displaying signs of bi-winning personality augmentation.

by Ulysses Jones March 25, 2011

Winning at tic tac toe

Having three orgasms (O’s) in a row

Winning at tic tac toe is a good way to unwind, I won at tic tac toe last night and it was great!

by just another random rando July 16, 2021

Bi-Winning

A word made up and used by Charlie Sheen during a famous interview on Good Morning America. It is now currently and most commonly used by crack-heads to describe their lives in a positive light. It has made its appearance on SNL as well as "tiger blood"

Interviewer: Some people consider you bi-polar, would you say the same?
Sheen: What... what does that even mean?
Interviewer: Two ends of the stick......?
Sheen: What?! What does that mean? IM BI-WINNING! All about the passion man... i make Frank Sinatra and Mick Jagger look like droopy eyed and armless children when i'm on drugs

by Kaylinmarie March 22, 2011

game over win

when if you win in a game where you cant do anything at the last turn. For example, You got a 2048 tile in the game of 2048 but when you continue, you cant do anything

Alice: Yay, I win!
Bob: You do realize it is a game over win, right?

by pocodefenitions July 31, 2022

Winning

A slogan used by Charlie Sheen that you cannot understand unless you are on the drug Charlie Sheen.

1. Charlie Sheen is still Winning.
2.Charlie Sheen is not bipolar, but he is Bi-winning.

by cuomstar March 29, 2011

A Do Bronx Win

To undeservingly win a fantasy matchup in which you score drastically below the league average.

I could really use a Do Bronx Win this week.

by meadowpondsfantasy October 9, 2024

such win

When something goes so brilliant that all you can do is look from left to right, then up and very quietly whisper to yourself "such win" because you're just that freakin' epic...

Smug smart person: I got a C on the test
You: Thinking *I got an A*

You: Such win

by tHATaNNOYINGgIRL March 6, 2014