wiipresent

A wrapped box containing a Nintendo Wii given to someone as a gift.

Tony looked at the pile of gifts and instantly knew that the large box on the top was a wiipresent.

by Enrique5473 October 2, 2007

wiiped

Pronounced "weeped"

1.) To Fart
2.) To Flatulate
3.) To Steam Poot
4.) To Break Your Ass Before You
5.) To Crack OFF Your Ass

"I just totally wiiped just then."

"That wiip just cracked my ass."

"I have an exessive amount of wiip coming out."

"I could taste the wiip, straight from your butt."

by Bubba Love March 9, 2008

WIIDLY

It Means: What If I Don't Like You

"Ily," said Jack. "WIIDLY," said Sarah back

by Leah Fraser August 4, 2008

Wiivoke

Getting your license revoked on Nintendo Wii.

Damn nigga, I'm fuckin' up in Mario Kart. I might get my license Wiivoked.

by phazz October 18, 2008

Wiiro

The person whose Wii skills you admire. A gamer. Someone you wish you could play like. Your Wii idol.

Bob always wins at MarioKart. I wish I could play like that. He's my Wiiro. Pronounced like hero.

by MikeLJ March 15, 2009

wiidow

noun

a woman who has lost her husband from death by Wii and has not remarried.

1. Stacy's husband had a massive heart attack while playing Wii Bowling and now she's a wiidow.

2. Tanya is now a wiidow after her husband tried repairing their Wii with a fork while it was still plugged in.

3. Jake was shot at the mall while fighting over the last Wii and has left his wife a wiidow.

by jerico1974 August 3, 2009

Wiitarded

1. (Adj.) Lacking the ability to properly use a Nintendo Wii remote. 2. Wiitard (noun)A person that suffers from severe mental challenges while playing on a Nintendo Wii system.

Jake said he would not play Mariocart with me because I am Wiitarded.
I am a Wiitard and therefore to embarrassed to play Wii in front of others.

by p42 December 6, 2013