wet willie

someone putting their wet, ugly, disgusting, crusty, no-good, dirty, slimy, slim jim ass, finger in your waxy no-good ear and twisting it till it hurts.

john: "wet willies"
will: why tf did you give me a wet willie
john: bec-
will: oh is see, my because my name is will

by JaCk Is ZeStY May 3, 2023

Wet orphan

When you are having unsafe sex and your dick breaks, unable to reattach.

Heard about your wet orphan, so sorry.

by Throbbing Tim December 5, 2016

Hungry for wet

Thirsty

D: I'm hungry for wet, so I must consume water from the H2O pipe.

by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 1, 2019

Wet Thompson

Similiar to a wet willy however using the bellybutton instead of the ear

So I was laying on the beach when all of a sudden this weird lookin guy came over and gave me a "Wet Thompson"

by Frank4202 July 24, 2011

Soaping Wet

When you get out of the bathtub to get a snack and you’re covered in soap suds.

She got out of the bathtub without toweling off to get a snack and was soaping wet.

by AmyLane July 19, 2023

Wet Watermellons

When one male pours ice cold water on a female partners boobs till her nipples get hard.

John: I slipped on a puddle of water when I walked into the kitchen

George: Sorry, me and Ashely made Wet Watermellons

by The One Ginger September 11, 2011

wet slappy

A hard, stinging slap on the ass, the kind that starts a fight amongst boys in the locker room. If it is a softer tap, it becomes a dry slappy.

Damn Jackson that was a hard wet slappy!

by EPCROCKER February 26, 2017