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Loli Watching

It's a lot like Bird Watching, or People Watching, but where you're very specifically watching loli's. Usually done in public pools, beaches, or parks.
A: Hey friend, wanna go loli watching at the local pool with me?
B: Sure! I'm sure we'll see a lot of cuties this time.
by blasphemyislove April 10, 2023
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Watch your A’s

A term used for when you are likely to be kicked out of a GTA Online game if you click your A button (The dame button as your standard sprint button).

Grand Theft Auto V’s shitty party connectivity system will surely ruin your day.
Warmonger: I just bodied this fettle child
Ironclad: Watch your A’s
Warmonger: *While sprinting, gets dragged into another session*
Ironclad: Yeah
by FCNF Warmonger November 18, 2019
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dad watch

A watch that dads mainly wear in which the part that goes around your wrist is made of metal. Basically, a full metal watch.
1: Which Gucci watch did you get your dad for his birthday?
2: I got the silver on silver, why?
1: Aw you got him the dad watch...
by AssBurgers789 October 10, 2017
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Watch Superbad

To "Watch Superbad" is to lay down hold your girlfriend and tell her how much you love her. Possibly with a bit of boob holding but mostly kissing her and telling her she means the world to you and that your life is so much better with her.
Hey babe you wanna "Watch Superbad"?
by User_Generated April 27, 2024
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I can watch the fuck out of a movie

This is code word in the homosexual underground metal community for "I can suck a mean cock".

Many people in the heavy metal underground scene use this phrase to discreetly pick up on homosexuals. The reason for the discretion is that being gay is typically frowned upon amongst the Heavy Metal community. So if you are trying to pick up a gay dude publically and don't want people to know that you are a cock craving butt lover, just tell them "I can watch the fuck out of a movie". Those that are "in the know" in the heavy metal community will quickly accept the offer and allow you to suck his cock since he will now know that you can suck a mean cock.
So I was at a straight bar and ran into a gay dude, I told him "I can watch the fuck out of a movie"....... 2hrs later, I was sucking his cock.

"Hey, how do I let a fag know that I can suck a mean cock?". "Tell them You can watch the fuck out of a movie", that is code for "I can suck a mean cock".
by 1389 November 6, 2015
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A watched pot never boils

To wait anxiously for something to happen. It will seem to take a very long time or not at all.
This strategy is doomed from the start because it is far too public: a watched pot never boils.
by M2H November 13, 2023
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Watch a cool Kung fu movie

When two males get together on a friday night to suck each others private areas but dont want anyone to know thats what theyre going to do
Friend 1 : “Hey im gonna get together with Joe and watch a cool kung fu movie!” Other friend(s): “Oh that’s hecka cool! Can I come?” Friend 1: “Nah. Just gonna be us two! Maybe next time.”
by Lizzielou December 8, 2023
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