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Bathtub wasted

This is a state of inebriation when you get so drunk that you mistake a bathtub for a bed and fall asleep in a bathtub.
"She was so bathtub wasted she didn't realized she crawled into the bathtub to sleep instead of her bed."
by Mastro Lindo August 25, 2013
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Welfare Wasted

1. To drink yourself into a state of financial disparity
Jimmy: That bum smells like straight liqueur
John: Yeah man, hes defiantly getting welfare wasted.
by Brandon john April 23, 2012
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Oreo Wasted

the act of eating so many oreos that you feel intoxicated
dude, what were you doing last night?
man, i was oreo wasted
by VIXVIIIXCVI December 16, 2011
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KD Wasted

Adj.
1.) White-boy wasted
2.) Affected by alcohol to the extent one cannot control his/her actions
3.) Absolutely plastered
4.) Inebriated beyond necessary
"I got KD Wasted last weekend, it was embarrassing"
"What did you do?"
"I confessed my love to her"
by drcrawdaddy December 16, 2011
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AK Wasted

The epitome of wasted. So drunk where u just "fuck shit man" and when everyone gets fucked........UP.
by Team Shake Shake December 25, 2011
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wank waste

The sperm from masturbation that would be discarded in a tissue and thrown away.

To call someone a 'wank waste' would be to insinuate that they are unworthy sperm or a worthless human undeserving of the life they have.
you fucking wank waste!

I knew you'd fuck it up wank waste!

wank waste!
by Smokaloca March 19, 2011
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Wank Waste

Sperm that was ejaculated due to masturbation and left to waste.
Ugh, i found wank waste all over my bathroom after Melvin spent the night...
by ColtCommando223 July 12, 2011
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