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Washington Township

Fuckin best place on Earth. Other towns suck our wieners, we rape in ALL sports, especially football (only minutemen). Everyone wishes they could live there or be us. Everyone says we're the richest town ever, but thats bullshit. We fight for survival here, nothing is handed to you. If you wanna live, watch your fuckin back and dont talk shit about TWP!!
"You live in Washington Township?"

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by TWPman6969 March 6, 2011
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Hand washing

a chinese term for sticking a finger inside a girl's vagina
guy 1: why does your middle finger smell wierd?

guy 2: because i just got done hand washing jesse.

guy 1: sweet!
by dancinboy49 August 13, 2010
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George Washington

The guy on the dollar bill and the quarter

One of the founding fathers of the US.
Commander of the Continental Army.
First President of the US.
Served 2 terms, ending in 1796.
Left John Adams (second president) with lots of problems to solve.
His Farewell Address told the nation to stay out of European Affairs.
George Washington doesn't write his own speeches and failed spelling (that is, if they even have spelling as a subject in school back then, but nevertheless, it's true.)
by squee1 September 13, 2005
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Washington State

Where I live. It's not that bad and the weather can be really sucky and rainy, or really hot and dry. There's a bunch of drugheads in my area, I don't mind. Some times it can be really boring, but that's just cause my town is so small and I sit around doing nothing all day.
by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005
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shroud waving

Shroud waving occurs when publicity seeking politicians or media celebrities aggressively insert themselves into a media headline event involving either a community tragedy resulting in death or the death of a well-liked public figure. The publicity seeker praises the dead or casts blame for the tragedy - and thus "waves the shroud".

It is important to note that the publicity seeker often has no personal relationship or connection with the deceased and is cynically exploiting or ambushing the media coverage present at the time for their advantage. The overall aims of shroud wavers are to gain media oxygen and to "position" themselves in the public eye as sensitive, caring and humanistic personalities.

Where the deceased was a keynote public figure, shroud waving becomes a form of ambush marketing in the sense that the wavers seek to "wrap themselves in the shroud" and so take on some of that person's esteem, reputation and persona in the public imagination.

Self-evidently, shroud waving is meaningless and a waste of time without attendant media attention, photo opportunities, blog postings and studio interviews.
"In a blatant act of shroud waving, Senate hopeful Morton Aegis held a media conference on the porch at the family home of Jimmy Gibbs Junior, six times winner of NASCAR championships and decorated Vietnam War hero."
by Trowzerkoff September 10, 2011
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George WAshing machine

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waxing a camel

The shaving of a ladies intimate area.
The phrase originates from watching an ac/dc contert.
Trying to understand what the hell Brian Johnson was on about, It sounded like he said She was waxing a camel
These are not the actual ac/dc/ lyrics, But they may use it if they wish.
Hello Britney, Have you waxed your camel today?
I cannot come out tonight, I am waxing a camel.
I entered the bathroom to find my wife waxing a camel.
Looking through a window, I watched two ladies waxing each others camels.
I like a nicely waxed camel, not a 70's fuzzy bush.
My favourite hobby is waxing a camel.
by Scott Bon February 5, 2008
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