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Weasel Tash

Childlike, pre-teen hair growth. Grows in a very patchy manner not unlike a weasel or other small rodent like animal whiskers.....

A male adult who is unable to grow facial hair resembling stubble or a beard...they will often shave every day to avoid sightings of their patchy and island like hair growths.

Often seen in adults who are starting to see hair loss around the 'wing-back' area.
A very poor hair growth, slight facial hair, not fully covering the face.
Resembling whiskers of a Weasel

Did you see that guy at the bar? I felt sorry for him - he had fading wingbacks and a proper weasel tash!
by Dr O2 December 15, 2011
mugGet the Weasel Tashmug.

Weasel farmer

What is that damn weasel farmer into now?
by an_roc June 2, 2020
mugGet the Weasel farmermug.

Weasel

When a guy asks his girlfriend, "What animal do I remind you of" and she says something ugly, then she feels bad, and fucks him.
Katie told Randy that he looked like a douche and then gave him a weasel.
by Scuttle King May 6, 2011
mugGet the Weaselmug.

Weasel

A slim, yet very long penis with an average size of about 8 inches. It must make huge loads and sometimes make red ones.
"Bro Devon has a big ol' weasel"
by CaRtErrrr December 23, 2020
mugGet the Weaselmug.

Buffing Someones Weasel

This sentence refers to wanting to penetrate (buffing) someone's Weasel (a persons anus or vagina), usually used in very intimate moments.
I'd love to buff that Weasel, sir!

That guy was Buffing Someones Weasel yesterday morning, then he took his fish for a feet walk.
by Walt.Jr December 8, 2024
mugGet the Buffing Someones Weaselmug.

cock weasel

Someone who is both cocky and arrogant, and will weasel his way into your circle of trust and then turn on you with insider information that is used against you when the time permits in order to advance his or her career.
That FNG Nujad we just hired is such a cock weasel, he will screw the rest of us over in heartbeat just to get a raise and impress the boss because he is insecure and talentless.
by Vaimaster7 February 19, 2020
mugGet the cock weaselmug.

dancing with the weasel

my girlfriend is totally going to be dancing with the weasel tonight
by phersephone.aphrodite March 31, 2012
mugGet the dancing with the weaselmug.

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