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purple helmet warrior

a tall and proud thing of massive dignity, wears the helmet of the Nazi's in WWII only purple without the spike(so it can be put to good use without the pain)
James likes to fuck with the purple helmet warrior
by Colored Monkeys August 18, 2003
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Last-word warriors

A person that finds an overwhelming need to ensure they have the last-word in an argument..
Last-word warriors.

Jane: that's not true..
Michelle: Yeah it is so!
Jane: What ever, I don't care..
Michelle: Good.
Jane: I'm going to bed.
Michelle: ..
by Cpt Yuki October 20, 2011
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purple headed warrior

my wang
Come here and slurp on my purple headed warrior!
by Anonymous July 25, 2003
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Pan-da Warrior

An elite member of the Panda Army. Pan-da Warriors are trained to master the art of Pan-da, and have an unbroken alliance with the Penguin Union. One day, Pandas and Penguins will rule the world together and defeat their mortal enemy - the Turtles, led by the powerful Bacon Turtle. During the Fall of the Puffin and the Siege of Koala, Pan-da Warriors showed exceptional combat skills. Pan-da Warriors are also extremely legitomato warriors.
Pan-da Master: You have trained well, young Pan-da Warrior! Come, and join the ranks of the vast panda army!

Pan-da Apprentice: Down with the Turtles!
by Panda Army Representative January 16, 2014
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Gym class warrior

That one super athletic kid in your gym class who tries too hard to win, and play with the gym teacher. They do this to show off their ability, but make it seem like that they don't actually care about winning.
We just lost dodgeball to a gym class warrior.
I felt bad when I lost volleyball to a gym class warrior, but then I realized that I had higher grades than him in all of my academic courses.
by LouPit May 15, 2018
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Liberalist Justice Warrior

Followers of the Cult of Sargon

A bunch of youtubers who wanted to differentiate from the terms "SJWs" and "Alt-right".
Look at those Liberalist Justice Warriors (LJWs) they are not that different from the Social Justice Warriors (SJWs)
by FreespeechPARADIGME January 12, 2018
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Text Chat Warrior

A text chat warrior is a version/subspecies of a keyboard warrior. Not all Text Chat Warriors are racist, neckbeards, but they still have the toxic personality of it. You can see them browsing 4chan, 8kun, and wizardchan, searching for the perfect argument to partake in.

Some of these warriors even have their own places to lurk in, like the SCPwiki.

And sometimes they utilize other social media(s), where they can stalk their celebrity of choice (although this behaviour is seen more in simps).

Some of the obvious pass-times of a Text Chat Warrior include:
Editing random Wikipedia articles so that they include false or misleading information,
Looking up random conspiracy theories and beliving them,
Spamming /b/ and /r9k/ with random pictures,
Replying with "Sauce?" on every /h/ and /d/ thread,
Starting arguments about random things in the hope of making the other person annoyed,
Doxxing 5 year olds who ruin their K/D on cs1.6,
Scamming people for 15gp on Runescape.
Tim: Don't talk to Darran online, he is a Text Chat Warrior.
Darren: I am going to edit the Wikipedia article about "Electrical disruptions caused by squirrels".
Tim: Won't that get you banned?
Darren: If it does then I will spam them with my 15 burner emails and utilize my elite hacker skills in python to DDOS them.
by British fooker May 8, 2020
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