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I ain't gonna tell you. If you're looking this up, you're bored as hell, and are probably procrastinating on something important. (Like I am right now.)
Why should I waste my time on Urban Dictionary when I should be working.
by askkkkkkk November 11, 2019
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Did you really just fucking look up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary?... Just... Get off this website
"Ima look up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary "

"Shut yo dumb ass up and read a book"
by Playpossum June 25, 2020
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It's a place where incompetent baboons live amongst other incompetent baboons in a experimental society of monkeys, such as I a mental scientist hailing from the great state of Australia where my wi-fi only works between 6pm and 1am on Wednesdays. thank you for your consideration of such a thought as this.
Person A: Am I stupid

Person B: look up your own name on urban dictionary and decide that the top result is all that you will ever amount to

Person A: but my name is mario

Person B: it says on the page that your an italian who hates turtles

Person A: but im from ireland and I have pet a turtle

Person B: not anymore, KILL THE TURTLE

person A: good point
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A site where your only goal is to not find a definition thats actually a joke
by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje April 2, 2022
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A site where everybody searches their name to find the real meaning of it.
"Dude, what does that name mean?"

"I don't know, search it on the Urban Dictionary"
by NSA® October 16, 2014
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Hell as a website. Literally 99 percent of the "definitions" are about sex, horny piss babies.
Person 1: 'i searched insert random word on urban dictionary and turns out it's actually a sex position'
Person 2: 'huh? I thought it was a insert what it actually is, but alright.'
by SouHiyoriSimp January 24, 2021
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Why are you searching this? YOU ARE ON THE FCKING SITE-
Urban Dictionary is an online dictionary that people submit entries onto to explain things jokingly, genuinely or urbanly.
Hey, let's make an Urban Dictionary Entry for Dicktionary.
Nah, Urban Dictionary doesn't allow inside jokes
by pseudonym314 April 26, 2022
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