Mr Tumble

To push your retarded girlfriend over when she has an attitude

Don't start spaz head or I'll Mr Tumble you down them fucking stairs

by Pom123 April 8, 2022

Brainwashed tumbler

Hormonal fangirls who identify as all sorts of sexuals except straight and who blindly believe in wiki fandom material which is highly wrong.

" Don't expect sensible work from Julie, she is a Brainwashed Tumbler and her job is to pollute tumblr.

by Metabill March 10, 2023

The Curse of the Tumblogger

A curse that affects those who Blog on Tumblr. They stay on Tumblr, refreshing their dashboard in hopes of another post, until early morning hours. But when they finally go to bed, they are plagued with the thought of what their Night Blogging Tumblr Friends would be posting. They will not be able to sleep because of these thoughts and will wake up as sleep deprived zombies, but this is cured by another dose of Tumblr, which starts the cycle again.

Non-Tumblogger: Holy Shit, what happened to you?
Tumblogger: Need... Tumblr...
Non Tumblogger: DUDE WAKE UP
Tumblogger: Can't... Need... Tumblr... Dashboard... Night blogging... posts... funny...

Non-Tumblogger: WAKE UP
Non-Tumblogger 2: Leave him be, it's The Curse of the Tumblogger. He'll be fine once he gets on the computer.

by sanchow March 27, 2013

The Devil’s Tumbleweed

When the thick hairs of a man’s mustache becomes entangle with the pubic hair of another man’s penis during coitis.

“Hey Randy, how was your grindr date last night?”

“It was going well till I got caught in the Devil’s Tumbleweed!”

by Dr. Moist November 9, 2018

cock hair tumble weed

Pubic hair and blanket fuzz that blows around inside jail.

Did you hear Jays’ snoring get interrupted last night? He didn’t block the space under his cell door and got a cock hair tumble weed stuck in his neck.

by Karen wise March 7, 2019

tumbleweed

Refers to the pubic hair that can be commonly found on the ground around a household.

"Alright, someone seriously needs to vacuum, there are getting to be way too many tumbleweeds around here."

by Beefpork December 29, 2007

Tumbleweed

Tumbleweed is a name for a teacher who constantly travels around the room when the class is busy at work. When the "wind is blowing", the teacher moves around the room at rapid speed, traveling from desk to desk (or table) just to make a good conversation, or to check up on how your doing, then travel to another student right after the teacher is done talking. When the "wind isnt blowing", that means that the tumbleweed (teacher) sits at the desk or computer in silence in their chair while the class does independent work.

Student 1: Oh god, here comes tumleweed. I guess the wind is blowing because he is running over here. He was just across the room!
Student 2: Oh tumbleweed. What a silly man. Always moving around.

by kpott May 8, 2008