Skip to main content

titty milkshake

when your girlfriend gives you a milkshake that is made of titty milk
Hey baby want a milkshake
Yes I do

Well its gonna taste real good
It tastes like tits
Well its a titty milkshake
by JDF149 March 1, 2015
mugGet the titty milkshakemug.

Titty Tickets

Bead necklaces that often come from parades and that later one can exchange for a viewing of female breasts
He had so many titty tickets that we saw boobs all night!
by Bella Baby 0143 July 26, 2013
mugGet the Titty Ticketsmug.

Titty Pits

Refers to the crevice located beneath moobs where sweat and dead skin cells create a playground for bacteria, and can create body odor unlike any armpit.
"What's that smell? Are you wearing deodorant at all?"
"Yes, I am... *sniff sniff* Oh, it's my titty pits."
by LiLi Shmet May 23, 2010
mugGet the Titty Pitsmug.

titty chip

A chip that falls on your titties/in your cleavage.
Shit, I just dropped a chip on my boobs. Titty chip!!!
by EL's June 7, 2017
mugGet the titty chipmug.

Titty Litter

The mess of glitter, smeared make-up, shame, and coconut scent left behind by a stripper after a lap dance.
I went home after a wild night, and my wife bitched about all the titty litter on my face.
by ricklesspi November 8, 2013
mugGet the Titty Littermug.

Titty Exam

What you do to a girl to determine size if you're blind or horny.
1. Slap her titties.
2. See if they move.
3. Run if she noticed.
* If her boobs do not move, she is either flat-chested or......you slapped the wrong spot.
* If you're blind and try this, be sure you hear a girl's voice while you're doing it.
Man: "Need a titty exam?"

Lady: "What's that?"

Man: "I'll show you."
by RebelDroomzyD June 30, 2014
mugGet the Titty Exammug.

Titty Cunt

Generally used as a term for cleavage. Also used as an insult. This word originated in Akron, OH.
"DAAAAMMMMNN!!! She is showing some titty cunt today!!"

"Let's throw something in her titty cunt."

"Why'd you have to do that you fuckin titty cunt!!!???!?"
by gary the bum March 30, 2009
mugGet the Titty Cuntmug.

Share this definition