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hump

its when you put the part in the part.
hump your mom.
by wqkjewhu September 24, 2019
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Dry hump week

It’s national Dry Hump week find a girl you don’t be a square. The first week of October.
It’s to find a female and Dry Hump on Dry hump week
by I love life and October 1, 2019
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Doctor humping

Sucking up to a doctor to obtain drugs.
I'm going to do some doctor humping to get some valium.
by Redheaded Monster April 19, 2018
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dry hump wednesday

A mid-week sexual encounter that, had it begun nearer to the weekend and/or with people with sufficient access to privacy, would have resulted in sexual intercourse, but instead is limited to mild groping and partially-clothed rutting which results in a lackluster orgasmic experience. Usually occurring on Wednesdays.
Poor Eric and Barb --just when they thought they had the house to themselves, they found out that the kids missed the bus to the field trip AND that the renters' watermain just busted. Guess it's gonna be another dry hump Wednesday morning for them.
by Betty Missus June 6, 2017
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Hump and Dump

A way to have sex without attaching feelings, often a one night stand with “no concequences” the dumper has no firtyer relations with the dumpee
Hey Oliver, how did your date go with Veronica?

Oliver: she just gave a hump and dump
by 😂bitchin! November 9, 2017
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hump and dump

smash her and dash straight to the toilet to take that long anticipated shit.
Ed: Yo, last night I had the best hump and dump of my life
Sam: My man, you’re a legend.
by powerpuffhoes November 11, 2017
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title humping

Reading the title of an article and becoming impassioned to share your already formed opinion of said article without actually reading said article.
Okay stop title humping and maybe read the article first.
by Emma Ferguson November 16, 2017
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