Pokedex Gooning

When someone has the goal to have every fetish. Kinda like filling a pokedex to 100% but with fetishes instead of pokemon. Get help.

Jerry why the hell are you wanking off to someone (put some batshit insane fetish here)

Dude im trying to get every fetish. (pokedex gooning)

by jhgfjghj January 15, 2024

Rot Gooning

When an individual cannot help but spend long hours of the day vigorously masturbating (usually to multiple pieces of pornographic (and in more insane cases, non pornographic) media) in their bed, taking breaks only to nap or to maybe order a pizza if they can be bothered to put on a pair of pants long enough to make it to their door.

We've gotta get Derek institutionalized, he's been Rot Gooning for four days. This isn't healthy.

by TheGoonHistorian April 15, 2025

Goon

Masturbation, to fucking masturbate. I don't care what introverted pie says.

Man I goonned so hard to lollies boobs last night

by Purple Demi venison June 3, 2025

Dagestani flicker goon

A sexual act in which, a male goes two three years Dagestan and trains for hours each day allowing for sweat and smegma to build up within their foreskin they will not shower but instead will allow Islam makachev to use their genitalia as a punching bag and hit it over and over until all the smegma is gone

Last night me and Bryce tried Dagestani flicker gooning after Bryce spent 3 years in Dagestan. Bryce's taint is gone.

by jsmith33334 April 16, 2025

Goon

Amazing and fit

A goon is more amazing and fitter than anyone else

by Gos Forth December 16, 2019

Moon Gooning

Taking Peyote with Native American’s at midnight and blowing off Buffalo heads with a shotgun.

Ethan and I are going Moon Gooning with Tribe Leader Stoodis later.

by MikeyOzone November 29, 2023

Gooning

Another word for Masturbating. Usually used when someone is fapping.

gooner:i love gooning to amy rose
gooner2:hot

by IConsumeFutanaris February 27, 2023