Harden Garden

The process pleasuring yourself with a garden variety salad and adding you own special sauce

I went to the salad bar to give myself the old Harden Garden

by Thatoneubergæguy December 13, 2019

Hows yer garden

How are you and everything you look after , how is your family.

Alright my luvver hows yer garden

by fatfonze September 5, 2025

The Garden

The best fucking gifting shop in Washington, D.C. Superior service to its clients, the place the garden itself has a really dope vibe. A must see!

I went to the garden and I was gifted…..

by WorldClassStoner November 23, 2021

watering your grandma’s garden

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone

When you are having sex you’re watering your grandma’s garden

by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019

Sea Garden

A decorative garden containing contents obtained from the sea and/or beach such as dead coral, shells, driftwood, and/or plants.

My neighbor has a pretty looking sea garden outside on her front porch.

by huneriscool17 March 7, 2022

gardener pack

A 3-pack of beer in alumimum cans usually sold at liquor stores and 7-11s. Each beer ranges anywhere from 18oz-25oz and only comes in major brands. Commonly purchased by or for teams of gardeners for consumption during or after a job on a hot summer day.

Wife: What's this 3-pack of Miller Lite doing in the fridge, honey? I thought you only drink Scotch.

Husband: Oh, I bought that for Jose and his guys when they come over to mow the lawn this afternoon. Its going to be 95 degrees outside. I thought I'd get them a gardener pack to cool off afterwards.

by Penus DeMilo August 7, 2021

Sally Garden

A person who is hinting for something so they drop little hints like seeds without directly saying what they want.

Like you usually been had or guilted when you get Sally Gardened by a Sally Gardener.

“So, I’m about to be evicted and not getting paid for another month. Did your EBT card hit yet? Oh it did, that’s cool. I’m about to go see that ho Jennie. She always got something cooking. Hope she has wings and corn. I got this little bottle left for her and I to sip on. Oh you wouldn’t mind grabbing some corn at the store would you? I’ll give you a few sips off this Henny.”

Girl, stop trying to Sally Garden me for those Jordan’s.

Oh, okay Sally Gardener. I hear you saying you’re broke, so just ask me for a twenty.

by Bonanza1234 April 19, 2020