Night Gardener

Someone who uses urine to water various plants on the side of the road at night

Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip

Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch

by The Dirty Rafe January 2, 2023

Garden hose

People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.

The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.

by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019

gradient garden

A garden where the flowers are arranged to resemble a gradient.

Cerulean: I like how the orange flowers blend smoothly with the yellow ones!
Turquoise: I told you it was a smart idea to grow a gradient garden.

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

Jayden gardener

Literally werewolf. Alpha male, hairiest man alive.

Abbie - “omg Jayden Gardener you ready for the full moon tonight”

Jayden- “I’m literally Alpha I’m always ready ”

by Bum hole sneeze November 13, 2023

Garden hose

When someone violently spraying diarrhea out of their prolapsed anus

I had some bad fish, then he fucked me so hard I ended up with a garden hose.

by Richey0134 August 10, 2021

Sweaty Garden

the fuzzy patch of skin that lies between the skinbag and your arse hole

i shaved my sweaty garden last night. it was a messy process, i have had explosive diarrhea all day and some chocolate sprinkles got stuck in my razor

by bassplayer2493 November 4, 2009

Cum garden

The patch of flora in which somebody goes to masturbate; the plants within are typically sustained by the semen of the person.

1: I nut in the toilet.
2: Suck my cock, I nut in my room.
3: Y’all are coon fucks. I nut in my cum garden.

by Shiiomizu May 5, 2021