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Alabama Wet Wipe

A degrading sexual act where the female lays on the bed and sticks her tongue out flat and the male drags his butthole across her tongue, in a similar motion to a dog dragging its butt across the ground.
That girl is in need of an Alabama wet wipe...
by Hard R 66198 June 15, 2023
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ass wipe

a wipe you use to wipe ur ass hole after crapping
Your such an ass wipe.

Thanks i love ass wipes
by joecord May 17, 2016
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Friction-less Wipe

When you wipe your ass, and the paper glides friction-less, so you know you're fucked.
John: Bro, you used all the toilet paper!
Doe: Yeah man, it was a friction-less wipe.
by Findrunemfwatertower March 31, 2025
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Wiping the crayon

When taking a shit, and it feels like the turd is stuck in your ass, but you no longer fee you can poop anymore. You try to wipe, but no matter how much there is fresh shit on the toilet paper, as if you are wiping your butt with a crayon sticking out that keeps writing on the tp (see also: Crayon Dump)
Sorry I’m taking so long! I am trying to finish up but I’m wiping the crayon here.”
by Suburban Urbanite August 30, 2020
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Ass wipe

A very amazing person. That is usually right. All of the time. They are mightier than the lord tachanka
Tachanka enters the room: everybody stares in amazement at the lord himself. An ass wipe enters the room: people will run over the lord tachanka to get a glimpse of the stunning ass wipe herself
by Blazed on a kayak September 7, 2019
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Fatty Log One Wipe

The act of taking such a perfect shit that it only needs one turd wash.
"You already shit? "- Tanner
"Yah bro I dropped a Fatty Log One Wipe." - Travis
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Cooter Wipe

A person who, while not being a douche bag, is still worse than an ass wipe. They will be sodden with bacteria and detritus, and smell almost as disgusting as their little black souls.
I sure did, E. That guy was a total cooter wipe!
by e.dawg August 28, 2010
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