ugly sunday

If you wake up on Sunday morning and know you have nothing to do, you will spend the entire day in your pyjama and won't take a shower or even brush your teeth because no one will see you.

Me: "You know Brian, this cool guy, who is always so good-looking?"

Friend: "Sure."

Me: "I thought I'd surprise him and take him out to dinner yesterday evening, but when I saw him, I was shocked. It looked like he had an ugly sunday."

Friend: "Omgzz!"

by alexisafterclap January 9, 2010

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the ugly dumpling

A event where it starts raining shit

The ugly dumpling just happened in California recently and I'm happy I survived

by Fireguy47 June 11, 2017

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The Ugly Duckling

This one becomes a goose, not a swan. Forever a mockery of reality.

This is a special definition for a humanities teacher who I call a counter-intuitive bastard who thinks she’s a fucking dictator. She’d pair well with Mr. UnClean. Together, they could rule Auschwitz in harmony and perfect duality. 🖕🏼❤️🖕🏼

“Shit. We have The Ugly Duckling for a teacher this year. Welp, Imma hang myself.”

by adopt a toblerone March 2, 2020

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Ugly Mirror

A mirror, usually set in a bathroom, that makes you look worse than you actually do. This can be due to bad lighting, warps in the mirror, or a number of other causes.

I should have checked to see if this house had an ugly mirror before moving in.

by evanrose_ August 27, 2009

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