Snapchat syndrome

When someone immediately forgets what you just said or what they said before you replied.

Due to chats disappearing in snapchat people have no clue what they previously said leading to mass confusion.

Guy1: hey man that party was bomb af

Guy2: yeah I know right

Guy1: what? I forgot what I just said.

Guy2: dude you got that Snapchat syndrome

by SadabNYC March 19, 2017

Finals syndrome

Addiction to coffee, jumbling up words, having jitters and lack of sleep from cramming are common symptoms of Finals Syndrome

Leah: Your purse is totally glantago!
Emma: Huh??
Leah: sorry... just suffering from an acute case of Finals Syndrome.

by Leah Si March 19, 2007

TESORO SYNDROME

Acute chest pain, ST elevation, chest pain with exertion.

The pt has tesoro syndrome, he will need a CABG or stent very soon!

by weasel 72 June 29, 2008

Stepford Syndrome

When males hold on to the idea that the woman is meant to be in perfect condition, does what she is told, does not use the bathroom, and always looks her best.

My boyfriend suffers from stepford syndrome. He refuses to believe that I or any woman for that matter, take a shit.

by ETPH November 21, 2011

mauricio syndrome

The unshakeable and sudden belief that you are a superhero who can save the world from evil by spreading the message of love with musical theatre.

Man 1: Have you heard about the latest terrorist plot?
Man 2: Don't worry, I'll stop the hate with some tap dancing and the score of "Wicked".
Man 1: Oh, dude. Sounds like you have mauricio syndrome.

by Titan2014 March 18, 2014

koothrapalli Syndrome

Taken from 'The Big Bang Theory', this syndrome makes an individual make up fictional stories of living hard life in third world countries, in order to garner sympathy and attention.

Howard Wolowitz: Do I get an honorable mention for designing the telescope camera mounting bracket you used?

Rajnesh Koothrappali: Sorry; it's not part of my heart-warming and personal narrative, in which a humble boy from New Delhi overcame poverty and prejudice and journeyed to America to reach for the stars.

Howard Wolowitz: Poverty? Your father's a gynecologist. He drives a Bentley.

Rajnesh Koothrappali: It's a lease!

Perfect example of Koothrapalli syndrome

by Spenta June 2, 2012

IT Bowel Syndrome

The suspension of natural bodily functions when on Facebook/MSN or a games console.

IT Bowel Syndrome: When you get up after a long session on a computer or games console and then suddenly realise that you need the toilet, having been oblivious to it up to then thanks to how engrossed you were in what you were doing.

by greenegg January 19, 2009