mom smasher

It's when you hit resume on someone else's xbox. The guy that dates single moms.

That guy goes out with all the single moms. He is such a mom smasher.

by BigSteve February 4, 2014

Alan's Momming

The action of licking somebody or something from bottom to top, or head to toe.

Bro, that kid over there is totally Alan's Momming that plate

by iwanttohavesexwithyourvagina October 3, 2018

Soccer Mom

Upper-middle class caucaisian north american women. They drive large gas guzzling SUVs and think that their kids are better than anything in the universe and won't make any mistake. ever.
they are the reason nobody can have fun anymore because of safety regulations and why everyone is super insecure. they are often passive agressive and have a hard time saying no or discipling their childeren this results in their children having no self esteem.

We MUST destroy all soccer moms

Sheryll is a soccer mom, look at her new Chevy Suburban and her kids Brenden and Preston.

by BoredWhiteGuy February 1, 2016

Your mom

Someone who's gay

Your mom? She gay.

by hﾠﾠ June 6, 2018

mom juice

A household term for wine.

'Well that sure was a tough day of adulting, better pour myself a big ol' cup of Mom Juice."

by Kiz... December 13, 2017

lansing's mom

A mother with incredible vaginal fortitude.

That MILF is a real Lansing's mom.

by Rustie Shackleford June 5, 2011

Facebook Mom

A term used by people to explain a mother on facebook who usually takes cringey pictures

You look like a Facebook mom

by Chickenmama888 February 13, 2020