Work porn

When you make an absolutely innocent Google image search and instead of the searched for term you end up with hardcore porn results. This typically then results in hitting every button on your keyboard to make it go away.
I googled well field yesterday and page 3 results had crazy work porn! Now I'm worried I'm going to get shit-canned.
by kinigit May 11, 2017
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Work Brain

The clumsiness and forgetfulness you start to feel at work when you are stressed or tired. (Usually happens near the end of a 8 hour or longer shift.)
Ah damn I dropped another plate, I've got a bad case of work brain.
by CoffeeBean2 April 13, 2023
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devil’s work

doing or saying something horrible to another thing or person that makes it seem as if the devil is doing it.
“Hey did you hear about Kylie cheating on Chris?”
“Yeah…truly the devil’s work”

“Why did you push your friend into the pool?”
He snickered before responding, “it was the devil’s work”
by friedgravy March 27, 2023
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working the valves

When a man has just pulled up to a urinal in a public restroom and has a gas bubble drop to the back gate at the same time as the flow is about to start. At this moment, a friend walks in and calls you out by name. Now your identity is revealed to others that are in the stalls. With this happening, you can no longer let the brown cloud come flapping out. The only thing you can do is limit the flow with enough squeeze on the urethra that didn’ doesn’t compromise the rectum seal.
Fuck man, my boss walked in to bathroom right when I pulled up to the urinal. A gas bubble dropped and I was working the valves to save myself from an embarrassing fart.
by Bobby the Bug Man March 23, 2022
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Working owl

When you bust a massive load on your wife's mouth in the shower when she swallows she said "whoooo"
She worked the owl and I gave her the whoooos. She was "working owl"
by Drewaki939393 December 20, 2020
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Work Inflation

When you receive more work or responsibilities for the same pay...without a raise insight
"Hey man, you coming out tonight?"

"Nah man, can't. Got work inflation going on. Won't be coming out for a while"
by Sleepless at Work November 12, 2020
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Rig Work

To lift consistently and work as hard as if you were an oil rig employee.
I saw Derek in the gym today putting in that rig work.

Damn, Carter has become jacked! He must have been putting in some serious Rig Work!
by Do_Logic November 28, 2018
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