Short King

A short king is anyone who is below 6 feet and has a very strong personality.
by PenguinArmyGeneral February 05, 2020
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Short Bussed

The act of getting so retarded that you should be riding the short bus. Can also be used as "one is riding the short bus."
Johnny was short bussed last night after he finished that bottle.

Dave smoked so much last night dude, I'm pretty sure he rode the short bus home.
by I ride the short bus June 14, 2011
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short rounds

little chunks of poo, either human, dog, or otherwise.
Will said he'd be right back after squeezin' out some short rounds.
by troy lutz January 08, 2006
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Short circuit

A) When anything electronic with circuitry gets fried to a crisp because of energy overload.

B) When a battery head of a person ingests so much battery acid via mouth, nose, anus, dickhole or ear, that it literally fries his smartass head down to a couple tortured brain cells, giving him the IQ equivalent to a fucking grasshopper (usually hovers around 0.27 IQwith mental disorders usually come standard with 60 IQ), basically selling his soul, personality, and character to the drug gods. The mf will probably spend the rest of his life being fed by a damn robot pumping astronaut food through a tube that leads to his stomach, then considered a waste of human body parts and is better buried in the damn flowerbed better for plant nutrients.
“Dude Alex got short circuited after he tried snorting battery acid and muzzle-loading the shit in his dickhole. Now he dose t even know how to breathe.”
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a dime short

What happens when you dont have a dime? your broke. so basically a metaphor for a bitchs who's face is broke as fuck, shes far from a dime.
Hakim Lewis quotes,"Note: If a bitch is a dime short, that's worst than a no no face, but is equal to a tip drill."
by Hakim Lewis May 24, 2005
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short shift

gaining unfair advantage in form of deception
"Fuck over"
"That dude tried to short shift me"
"I short shifted jimmy by telling his client i was him"
"I caught her out lying so i short shifted her with her best friend"
by Cassar November 17, 2006
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Short king

Ideal height for men and women in Great Britain 2019
Published by Statista Research Department, Nov 26, 2021

According to a survey conducted by Ipsos, the perfect height for men, according to 22 percent of survey participants in Great Britain, was between 5 feet 10 inches to 6 feet 1 inch. As for women, 21 percent of respondents stated that the ideal height for a woman should be between 5 feet 5 inches and 5 feet 9 inches.
Characteristic Men Women
Less than 5' 1% 1%
5'1 to 5'4 2% 13%
5'5 to 5'9 8% 21%
5'10 to 6'1 22% 5%
6'2 or above 9% 0%
No opinion 58% 59
Statistics facts vs american ignorante of working class Who data that 6ft Is minimal valute or idiot like MMA Geoff .
5under 5ft 9 bad

5ft9 6ft1 Ideal

5ft11 or so value Ideal

Over 6ft3 too tall
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Published by Statista Research Department, Nov 26, 2021

According to survey results by Ipsos in Serbia, the height 5'5 to 5'9 feet is ranked as the perfect female height by the majority of respondents (67 percent). The ideal male height for almost half of respondents was in the range from 5 foot 10 inches to 6 foot one. The shortest height rated for males overall was 5 foot 5 inches
Also in Serbia Ideal Is 5ft11 or so not 6ft2 and minimal value Is 5ft 9, therefore short king and giraffe su@@@@ average Is Better, like Brad Pitt or George Clooney

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Mmea Geoff Who include 5ft 9 in s king Is ridicolous ahahah
Short king no
by Sedorf1995 February 11, 2022
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