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chicken testicles

1-i love her
2-chicken testicles
by EveryoneWillKneelBeforeMe October 30, 2020
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jolyan tessier

Look at Jolyan Tessier he’s so hot and sexy
by Hahhegehxvxvxbd. Rebhsjw December 5, 2020
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The tastier the water, the closer to heaven

People who find joy in the everyday are closer to living a happy and wholesome life
the tastier the water, the closer to heaven
by peejaylaylay February 17, 2021
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grandma tessie

the baddest baddie ever to exist. works at taco bell and eats all the tacos. if you need a baddie grandma, contact her at 911.
grandma tessie? is that you?

no im a bird.
by verycoolcockroach February 24, 2021
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Diversion testicle

Diversion testicles are a set of rubber testicles that you hold up in the air and shake like a bell. The purpose of diversion testicles are to distract your co-workers from eating a meat and cheese platter, so you can surreptitiously sneak under the radar and eat the platter yourself.
Dale held up some diversion testicles during a staff meeting to distract his coworkers from the snack platter that was in front of them. Dale then ate the snack platter while his coworkers were distracted.
by Ghjskdldh July 31, 2021
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Big testicals

by anonymous January 16, 2022
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