tallahassee tenderizer

Taking a meat tenderizer to a flaccid male genitalia in a moment of despair before sex. That way you can Tallahassee tenderize-HER.

"I had to pull the ol' Tallahassee Tenderizer last night, now my dick looks like Seth Rogen."

by BeatenMeat May 14, 2016

queef tenderloin

When you fart out of your vagina so much that your loins become tender and irritated.

I have a serious case of Queef Tenderloin right now. Do you have any baby powder?

by Stevie LaLa January 12, 2018

chicken tender

Chicken tender, derived from the classic juicy delicious snack, this term is actually used as a compliment to indicate when someone is looking fresh and hot.

Went to pick up Abbey for our date tonight, she walked out lookin like a chicken tender.

by npizzo February 21, 2018

east tennessee sewer trout

A bowel movement of epic proportions. While body feels so much better after releasing East Tennessee sewer trout. Usually happens after a bout of constipation.

I'll catch up with you guys later I need to go release some East Tennessee sewer trout.

by s&p_hater September 10, 2018

The Tennessee Horseshoe

While performing intercourse on your significant other, you unexpectedly rear like a horse and neigh at the top of your lungs. When he/she questions your horselike antics. In the heat of the moment, you strike her in the head with a horseshoe and eat hay off their unconscious body.

Yee Hah. I just found out dad cheated on me with my sister so I did The Tennessee Horseshoe on Ma'.

by LilAbortionClinic June 3, 2020

Spanish Tanner

When you bust a nut

“Yeah he was just sitting there and pulled a Spanish Tanner”

by anonymous September 10, 2020

A Tanner

The process of placing large items in a man’s butt. The objects are usually narrowed at each end, so the poop chute doesn’t slam shut. This process usually involves essential oils.

I gave my boyfriend a tanner for his Christmas present.

by Yankees235024 December 8, 2020