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Tear jerker

A form of entertainment or media that one can masturbate to and cry to simultaneously.
Clementine: Hey did you see the Fifty Shades of Grey movie yet?

Johnny: Yeah, it's a real tear jerker, I had to use two different tissue boxes!
by Aren Demzah April 27, 2016
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tear dup

Urban Dictionary: Tear Dup.

Defaming another (tear DOWN, with tear as to rip; "tare") to cover-UP, conceal, or justify your own misdeed by ascribing shame to another. Bonus points if done under the umbrella of a religion (tear pronounced as to cry; "teer").
Usage:

1. She made him look a fool and was all tear dup in emotional adultery with another man. gamesmanship
2. They screwed up their own administrative process almost killing me from behind their desk, and were all teared up about it, said it was my fault. cover-up
3. It was fraud, and they were all tear dup over that would-be whistleblower. deceit corruption
4. She is a pastor now, and is tear ("teer") dup that her younger brother remembers what she did to him as a child. hypocrite shame
5. He is just tear dup because he is a cop and he stole from his brother. betrayal deceit
by Reasonable2014 February 14, 2014
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Jesus Tear

that tear someone(preferably a chick) gets when she’s sucking your dick and goes to deep....
(on chick to another) i went down on him so deep i gag’d n got a jesus tear
by bootsherk March 27, 2018
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mustache tears

When droplets of liquid form on the ends of the mustache. Occurs when drinking frothy beverages, and/or vaping.
Tyler, how was that beverage? Your mustache tears make it look as if we're a most wonderful beverage.

That vape was so good, I have mustache tears of joy. Simply beautiful !
by Gnargomel December 6, 2016
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Hurricane-force tears

(noun): what you tell someone when someone else is struggling to the point of crying large amounts.
you-Oh man i have a 5 page essay to right by 2moro
friend- oh man thats gonna be a struggle, nothing but hurricane-force tears.
by sdousafhuias March 14, 2010
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Sick-tear-ian

Sick-Tear-ian (adj & noun): being sectarian (used as an insult)
The sick-tear-ian spirit has no place in the Harinam sankirtan movement of Chaitanya Mahaprabhu.
by MinistryOfDEW November 26, 2021
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chocolate tears

When you're sad and you think of something you love to feel better.
John: I was crying about my math grade until I thought about the pizza I'm getting for lunch.
Richard: Aww man, those are chocolate tears!
by itssojuvia October 7, 2021
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