Taylor Swift

A prime example of how looks can get you anywhere in America. Despite her rat like features, our nation has fallen absolutely head over heels in love with Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift is one of the worst singers to ever come out of country music. Her songs were good when she first came out but then they got old, repetitive, and most of them are just stupid with little to no real meaning, other then her bad experience with a boy. I expected a little bit of a different sound in her new album now that shes hit 21, but Taylor Swift is a 8 year old in an 21 year old body. If you hate on Taylor Swift in public you are asking for a death wish because even your best of friends will hate you. Taylor Swift is most famous for being interrupted by Kanye West at the VMAs. She road that gravy train to ultimate stardom and wrote a stupid song about the experience called Innocence.

Jennifer: "I mean yeah maybe Taylor Swift has a good personality, but she's a horrible singer.."

Jennifers best friend: "Don't ever f-ing talk about Taylor Swift like that again, you're obviously jeal..."

by April Bee December 19, 2010

Taylor Caniff

Taylor Caniff is one of the main members of the original MAGCON your. Though now he's nothing but a brat who only cares about the money and is not in it for the fans

Things that Taylor Caniff says in the Netflix series 'Chasing Cameron':
"WHERE THE F**K IS MY DAMN PER DIEM?!"
"IF I DON'T GET MY MONEY I'M NOT GOING TO AUSTRALIA."

by heavymagcon December 28, 2016

Kirby Taylor

Kirby Taylor is a person with plenty of humor, jokes and a laugh. She is so fun to be around and has a heart of gold. Otherwise known as Kinky Taylor, or the sex monster, she will never let anyone down, and shows people her true feelings.

She is such a Kirby Taylor!

by OBabayy January 14, 2010

Taylor Swiffer

Term for a person so obsessed with country singer Taylor Swift that he/she picks up everything that has to do with her (i.e. CDs, posters, clothing), like a Swiffer Sweeper does dirt.

"Wow, Emily is such a Taylor Swiffer. She just plunked down two hundred for a cardboard cutout of Taylor."

by Kayls Colgate October 30, 2009

Taylor Swift

Rat-faced, terrible singer, incredibly fake.

Taylor Swift.

by kayada13 March 31, 2010

Taylor Swift

Overrated, overexposed grown woman who can't get over her long-gone high school days. Claims to be a "country" singer when she's from Pennsylvania and her songs are nothing but manufactured pop music made for radio, with a bit of banjo and fake country twang thrown in here and there.

Strums the same chords over and over, has an average voice, and mediocre writing abilities which mainly focus on boys and what not. But because of her ability to dazzle gullible tweens with her sparkly prom dresses, catchy tunes, and overly innocent, vanilla persona, she has moved on to fooling the general masses into thinking she is a gift to the music world.

But alas, people will inevitably get sick of her being forced down their throats. She will eventually be embroiled in some sort of scandal as she is actually bat-shit crazy in reality, and her career will come spiraling down into oblivion. Kanye West will then be known as Prophet Kanye for seeing and warning us all of this before it happened.

Ten years from now:
Romeo Butkiss: Hey, did you see that "Where Are They Now?" episode last night?

Juliet Vomitus: Yeah! That Taylor Swift broad with the squinty eyes who peaked too fast was on there. She's divorced now and living with her 13 cats in Stumptoe, Arkansas.

by isisnyc November 23, 2009

taylor brady

usually a blonde girl.

name orginates from scotland.

if you ever meet a taylor you will want to straight away be her friend they are usually attractive in the arse area.

DUDE 1. oh my god, look at taylor brady's backside!

DUDE 2. im not looking at her backside im looking at her frontside.

by chicks and dudes January 7, 2009