A euphemism for masturbating according to people from people who live in towns on the Massachusetts-Rhode Island border.
I was alone at my apartment in New Bedford and feeling horny so I figured I would take a quick trip to Paris.
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Julie: No I'm all good, been sitting on a heated car seat all the way home after a long day's work.
Bill: Catch you tomorrow then when you take care of business.
Julie: No I'm all good, been sitting on a heated car seat all the way home after a long day's work.
Bill: Catch you tomorrow then when you take care of business.
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A term used inside of the more urban northeast region of the united states meaning that they will take your Ass/Pussy by fucking the shit outa you.
by OlneyNigga1 December 28, 2022
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lara: (holding out ipod) who's freaking ipod is this? i don't want it!
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lara: gahh i was hoping someone would just auto-take it from me
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lara: gahh i was hoping someone would just auto-take it from me
by mizaeroganse December 26, 2008
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1. The desire to provide an individual who is in need of a severe sexual encounter.
2. The act of giving someone a ferocious erotic experience.
3. Extraordinarily rough sex.
1. The desire to provide an individual who is in need of a severe sexual encounter.
2. The act of giving someone a ferocious erotic experience.
3. Extraordinarily rough sex.
1. That girl has been married for years, she looks like she is in need of a savage takedown.
2. You see that girl over there who thinks she’s better than everyone with the resting bitch face? That’s the look of her screaming on the inside for a savage takedown.
3. I told my boss that she needed a savage takedown. I got a raise and a promotion.
2. You see that girl over there who thinks she’s better than everyone with the resting bitch face? That’s the look of her screaming on the inside for a savage takedown.
3. I told my boss that she needed a savage takedown. I got a raise and a promotion.
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Named for a portmanteau of Onion, a satirical news outlet, and the double take.
Named for a portmanteau of Onion, a satirical news outlet, and the double take.
Alex was prompted to Onion-take while scrolling Facebook, and found themselves horrified to learn that the article about competitive-eater Kobayashi being beaten by Chris Christie was posted by BBC News and not The Onion.
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Fred "Hey man you should take a shit in 15 mins"
Bob "Why?"
Fred "Because man its National take a shit day"
Bob "Why?"
Fred "Because man its National take a shit day"
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