Tits-up Tuesday

Every day of the week has a name. Monday is Blue Monday. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is F.I.S.T. Day (fuck, it's still Thursday). Friday is TGIF or POETS Day (Piss off early, tomorrow is Saturday (Australian)). Tuesday is when the consequences of Mondays activities come home to roost - slightly delayed Karma. Typically, things go Tits-up on Tuesdays.

It's just another Tits-up Tuesday. I will fix it by COB on Hump Day with a bit of luck.

by inx13 July 21, 2022

it’s tuesday

used by essayist f.d. signifier; a knowledgeable and grounded perspective on social issues rather than a performative or idealized perspective.

“it’s hard to care about all the privileged discourse when real shit is going down.”

“yeah, it’s tuesday.”

by honalele August 21, 2022

9:32 on a Tuesday afternoon

When Jake let’s Timmy out of his dwelling.

“Oh it’s 9:32 time to let Timmy out”
Jake, “You don’t want to know what happens at 9:32 on a Tuesday afternoon.”

by JakeTimmyLover96 December 23, 2022

too turnt tuesday

When you work weekend shifts and so you cant party on the weekend, therefore you must participate in great acts of party and other recreational activities on Tuesday.

Man I cant wait for Too Turnt Tuesday, i’m going to have a blast with my friends.

by NebulaWORDS March 28, 2023

No Sexy Tuesday

No Sexy Tuesday is a day where couples try to abstain from all sexual activity, including self-pleasure such as masturbation. The purpose of this day is to focus on building emotional intimacy and connection with your partner without the distraction of sexual desires or activities. This means that both partners agree to refrain from any sexual behavior, either alone or with each other, including masturbation. While it may be challenging for some individuals, this can be an opportunity to explore other forms of intimacy and connection with your partner. Remember, the goal of No Sexy Tuesday is to strengthen your emotional bond with your partner and enrich your relationship in a non-sexual way.

It is on Tuesday for arbitrary reasons

Ashley and Amy could not watch porn as it is No Sexy Tuesday
John could not fap as it is No Sexy Tuesday

by Leo_Lion_Abstinence March 28, 2023

See You Next Tuesday

A low-key way to call someone a cunt. Some people also say “Catch You Next Tuesday”.

C - See
U - You
N - Next
T - Tuesday

“Maria! I’ll see you next Tuesday!”

by blondecity April 16, 2023

Tiger Shark Tuesday

A national holiday every Tuesday celebrating tiger sharks

Jim: What day is it?

Ron: Its tiger shark Tuesday!

Jim: Thanks!

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023