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Beige Toddly

A Beige Toddly is just someone who's really boring hence the use of 'Beige'.
Fuck me, Shaun is such a fucking Beige Toddly. What a basic cunt.
by MrTeacherMan March 20, 2021
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Tablet Toddler

Oh god, there goes a tablet toddler-“
by Mckj May 4, 2022
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The Toddfather

“Don’t make beats, I just beat “boxes”,
I don’t kick ass, I’ll break your coccyx
I stay still and Im cautious, cuz I’m so ill that I’m nauseous

I look younger than I am, Andy Milonakis
More rhymes than LeAnn, I got this
So kick back and watch THIS:

I TOLD THE HO, TO FUCK MY TOTEM POLE,
SHE SUCKED MY SCROTUM WHOLE, WHILE I SMOKED A BOWL
THEN I RAPED HER BUTT WIT HER MOUTH STAPLED SHUT,
DEAD HORSE ON A TRACK LIKE EIGHT BELLS, WHAT!

1/3 of your favorite rap groups favorite rap group, he is the Toddfather from the trio Dead Horses this group was the driving force of the most sought after Bay Area collective of the early 2000s:

Los Tigres del Oeste
The Toddfather, here to let his cock slaughter your hot daughter

HART, THE CLAP, THE TODDFATHER SICKEST SHIT SINCE MALARIA,
RUN FOR COVER AINT NO OTHER, FOOL THE BAY’S IN THE AREA
by D3adHors3s November 14, 2022
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run toddle

by Debskelly1985 May 11, 2023
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Crime Toddler

Crime Toddlers, also known as Crime Babys, are juvenile criminals, usually under the age of six. Any age above is denominated as a Crime Teenager.
"Where the FECK are our Kit Kats?"

"A buncha Crime Toddlers stole them. We'll order some more"

NOTE: Crime Toddler/Crime Baby is ALWAYS capitalized. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES must the Crime Toddlers/Babies be uncapitalized
by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD September 26, 2023
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odd toddlers

To celebrate individuality and being true to oneself, even if it means being outside of societal norms.
You can tell the people that wrote this are odd toddlers.
by wesomesaucer July 5, 2024
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Alter Toddy Tickler

luxpaws system alter named toddy tickler
He likes to tickle toddlers, doesn’t get in troubel with law because he can plead insanity.
“Lux tickled my toddler!” “Oh, no thats just The Alter Toddy Tickler.”
by .sinicism March 26, 2024
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