carpet fire

When your in missionary with your girl, and you take out a box of matches and light her pubes on fire. You then have to proceed to put it out with your nut.
Brady Morrison : you wanna do a carpet fire?
Girl: yes i love being caught on fire it’s so hot.
by pubelicker33 June 18, 2025
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Carpet fire

When a woman has a serious, red, itchy rash on her vagina
Her carpet fire burned and itched like crazy.
by EnemyInfantry July 25, 2013
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The act of having sex with a monkey on the floor (more specifically a carpet) while being high. This is commonly done between a middle aged man and a very young monkey in a form of bestiality. This is referred to a magic carpet because the carpet flies when you are high.
Clax and the monkey names John had aggressive butt sex after passing around a blunt. This ended up occurring on a carpet for comfort, resulting in Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet.
by Munt Master April 07, 2025
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Carpet Bagger

Right-Angled Triangle
The triangle of most interest is the right-angled triangle. The right angle is shown by the little box in the corner:

triangle showing Opposite, Adjacent and Hypotenuse

Another angle is often labeled θ, and the three sides are then called:

Adjacent: adjacent (next to) the angle θ
Opposite: opposite the angle θ
and the longest side is the Hypotenuse

Why a Right-Angled Triangle?
Why is this triangle so important?
Lana Rhodes is a Carpet Bagger.- Confucious
by asscock300 January 26, 2022
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Magic Carpeting

When you're baked as and you're in the car but you're so baked it feels like you're on a magic carpet.
"Hun, slow down im magic carpeting hard out right now."
by MRS FEAST May 22, 2018
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Human Red Carpet

A team of midgets it red morph suits let you step on them where you go
“HIGHLY recommend this whole ‘Human Red Carpet’ thing. I just feel so superior walking on red carpet wherever I go.”
by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020
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Carpet crunchers

Toes that are immensely bigger than the average human's fingers and are able to claw their way into your carpet, through your floor, gripping your house foundation, hence the name carpet crunchers.
Extra 1: BE QUIET DON'T YOU HAVE TWO CARPET CRUNCHERS 3000??
Extra 2: HOW BOUT YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE OR THEYRE GONNA BECOME HUMAN CRUNCHERS
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