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salts

Smiled A Little Then Stopped
instead of lol or lmao, more accurately, SALTS (smiled a little then stopped) ex. someone texts a kinda funny joke- “salts”
by wouldn’t youliketoknow January 21, 2023
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Hair salt

When someone has a such a large collection of dandriff on their head so it looks like they have salt on their head.
She got dry scalp. You can tell because of her hair salt.
by a n i m e t i t y January 27, 2018
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Salt And Vinegar Syndrom

Something that suffers from salt and vinegar (chips) Syndrom is universally considered awful and wrong at first contact. But the more you consume it the more you are going to love it.
e.g.:

person 1: When I first started drinking beer, I really hated the taste of it but I've come to like it now.

person 2: I feel the same about techno music. Guess these two really suffer from salt and vinegar syndrom.
by Luca Goltz August 18, 2021
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salt water lake

A description for a females vagina that is incredibly wet (particularly after an orgasm) and with a salty flavor.
"Emma took a quick dip in Britney s salt water lake before there was another drought ".
by zombifiedgrass December 13, 2015
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salt machine

A person who is "salty" constantly. Or someone who is easily offended and expresses "saltlyness". (I will make you search up salty if you don't)
Evina is a salt machine; always getting pissed.
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Salt lick

When you sweat so much. It sticks on the taint.
Hey honey, you want to lick my salt lick. You pull down your pants and they get a salty spread
by Dark everywhere. May 14, 2022
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Salt demons

Basically, what the word implies. Demons that you get from eating salt.

Leading to bad moods, bad vibez in general, irritability, insomnia, depression, manic episodes, uclers and addiction-like behaviour.
"Hey, do you want some of my salted chips" - Person 1, eating salt

"No thank you, I do not want the Salt demons" - Person 2 no salt having, drinking a beer

"Don't worry man it's just a little flavour enhancer that comes from the ocean or himalayers" Person 1, loudly munching

"The Salt demons are going to have their way again, you'll see" - Person 2, Beer chug

Later, Person one has an insomnia that lasts until he gets to sleep in the morning but feels like it was worth it.

Person two gets great sleep and is generally better shape.

Salt demons.

Be well everyone.
by Swiftyoldboy July 27, 2025
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