google lag

The time it takes for you to look up what I already know.

Your google lag sucks. Reading a wikipedia article doesn't make you an authority on this subject.

by s13g3 January 19, 2007

google atheist

A term coined by a theist cause atheists have so much truth at their finger tips.

"I hate google atheists they are always finding facts to disprove god"

by Sykeo November 30, 2009

google smack

the google smack is a smack that is easily over-powered by the much more powerful Uber-smack and Deca-Smack

Jesters Google Smack was easily overpowered by Lews Uber-smack and jester died a horrible death

by Lews April 14, 2005

Google-Nique

1. Something that, when Googled, only has one hit or one subject

Battlemouth.com is Google-nique.

by Emooze March 8, 2007

Via Google

A way to save face when you send a link to other people and don't want them to think you browse a particular website.

<insert miscellaneous incriminating link here> via google

"I added "via google" to the end of my sentence after I wanted to inform my friends about an internet meme, thus denouncing any claims that I browsed Reddit."

by Wormy the Magnificent January 2, 2012

Google Bounce

The anti-social network. Google Bounce gets between you and your friends and stops everyone from talking to each other. (fictional)

I just put up a status telling people I had three Google Bounce invites. Five people asked for one.

by KwajSnowman August 21, 2011

Google user

A term used by every idiot user for their slow ass computer, this term immediately disqualifies any valid opinion and makes you look like a fucking idiot

Hey Josh Look at that Google user over there

by Duckduckguy January 21, 2022