Golden Ghettos

Street name for Golden Beach cigarettes. You have probably nether seen nor heard of them, because they are about the cheapest, skunkiest cigarettes you can buy. However, they are packaged nicely and resemble "normal" cigarettes in an attempt to be smoke-able. They're not.

We were running dangerously low on cigarettes, so when my boyfriend wasn't looking, I slipped him some Golden Ghettos in his pack of Camels, hoping to fool him.

by aggtownkillas October 17, 2008

Golden Girled

To get turned down by a female, or denied.

"Lets Just Be Friends"
"Dude You Totally Got "Golden Girled"

by TIB January 9, 2008

Golden Unicorn

True natural blonde with a full 70's bush.

You know what I haven't seen lately in this time of shaved labias?

I need to find me a Golden Unicorn to complete my journey!

by JuicedFrank October 14, 2011

Golden Donald

It's what they call a golden shower in Russia.

When I asked the hooker to piss on me she said it would be $50 extra for a Golden Donald.

by Bergey Bowler January 24, 2017

golden selfie

A golden shower where the victim and the offender are one and the same.

The wind was stiff and when he aimed right into the wind Tim ended up giving himself a golden selfie.

by setophaga September 24, 2013

Golden Ticket

A partner's consent to have sex

Guy 1: I got Julie's Golden Ticket!!
Guy2: So what? People tour that factory every day, if you know what I mean.

by thebetterfriend2 May 30, 2011

Golden Bullet

When a woman squirts but it is actually pee coming out. The man thinks it is cum of some sort. He got the Golden Bullet.

Arron was amazed at his wife's orgasm; too bad it was a Golden Bullet.

by crestwood March 22, 2010