Classicist Gamer

A person who really worships retro gaming to unhealthy levels and tend to harass or bully people for liking modern or indie games. They will either be classicist Nintendo or classicist SEGA fans. Tend to also be weaboos.
There is also an alternate twitter exclusive breed called Classicist Cartoon Fan. These tend to be the people who describe every modern cartoon as cal-arts and suck off Teen Titans.

God why can't classicist gamers shut the hell up and let people enjoy things. I get retro games are good but there are bad games in every generation retro doesn't automatically equal masterpiece and modern doesn't automatically equal shit.

by KickPunchItsAllindaMind April 5, 2021

Gamer Paranoia

Gamer Paranoia is a condition that occurs due to gaming behind one's parents back. Not limited to gaming, most activities on a computer done on a computer while watching for authority figures can cause it. Symptoms include constant glancing at the door, and heightened auditory perception. Treatment is usually done by removing the patient from the environment causing the condition.

From years of alt-tab gaming, I got gamer paranoia syndrome

by 322997am May 10, 2020

Gamer Power

get good noob my gamer power is higher than you

"I am a god you cannot kill me I have the most ultimate gamer power"

by french main November 2, 2020

The Frustrated Gamer

The Frustrated Gamer(also known as Brandon) is a gaming youtuber who plays games such as ‘Minecraft’ and ‘Roblox’ with other youtubers such as ‘SpyCakes’ and ‘Camodo Gaming’.

Have you watched the most recent video of The Frustrated Gamer on YouTube?

by anonymous September 16, 2021

Gamer mayo

Its the built up deodorant from several days without a shower that *true* gamers just scrape off and put in the trash at the end of the day

I need to take a shower, otherwise I'll be dealing with gamer mayo in the morning

by Robotowl42 December 25, 2020

Mac Gamer

People who use macs because they think they are supreme, but try gaming and fail miserably because macs can't handle any game

"You're a mac gamer?"
"Mac, its pretty good"
"good luck playing Doom Eternal on that"

by Made by the Windows gang October 14, 2020

Valorant Gamer

Someone who needs to touch grass again, these people have never left their room and never will.

I am a "Valorant Gamer"

by AceBaze April 6, 2022