9/11

A national holiday, celebrated by all, including Mexicans.
And George W. Bush.

Its 9/11, where is the Fireball?

by HugeNiggaFan69 March 5, 2019

9/11

Here comes the aeroplane...

Person 1: Here comes the aeroplane...
Person 2: But there are two towers in the way!
Person 1: Don't worry, Osama will save us all!
9/11

by zrrkkzz July 25, 2018

February 9

A day kind angels are born on. Being born on February 9 is a very lucky day and month to be born on. You will become happy and successful in this beautiful world. Please treat these people kind as they will give you good luck. Your really lucky if your friends with someone born on this day. They are funny, good looking, kind and great humans.

i was born on February 9

by flow111 April 15, 2022

November 9

This day is nationally, slap 5 of Your close friends every time you see them.

YOU:Wassup

THEM: sup
YOU:( slap)
THEM :why
YOU:November 9

by anonymous November 8, 2020

Triple 9

Code for when a police officer goes down.

The only way out of this is to call a triple 9.

by Stehako October 17, 2016

9 ball

Coqui 900.. its a 40 ounce, that trys to be like st ides, not very good, but it gets the job done

i can always use another 9 ball

by Big Robert March 6, 2005

9/11

Forget the fucking terrorist attacks! Setember 11 is my birthday, and I'll be damned that little thing gets in the way of my time of the year. Quit the mourning and celebrate me you fuckers!

Do you really think I give a shit about a city that lost only about .00017 of its total population?

by Another Asshole July 15, 2008