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Switch

The stick from outside your mum uses to beat you when you were younger 😭
She caught me swearing so she beat me with a switch. It’s worse than the belt
by Muli🎍 August 3, 2025
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switch

A game in which one sticks one finger in their ass and another in their mouth, and when someone else yells "switch" they have to switch them.
Chris: "Dude, did you play switch last night?"
Josh: "Hell yeah bro!"
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Switch

An illegal small device capable of turning a semi-automatic glock into a fully automatic gun. The Switch works by forcing the trigger bar to fire another round on the same press. The Glock Switch is federally illegal and offenders can face 10 years in prison.
“You gotta catch him lackin, I heard him and his homie got a switch off a 3D printing dude”
by Likelyjuice July 14, 2023
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Switches get bitches

Switches get Bitches

Refers to hydraulics, which has toggle switches, to active their hydraulic pumps in lowrider cars.

This is usually followed by the statement

bags are for f**s

Intimating that people that use Airbags instead of hydraulics in their lowriders prefer the company of their own sex.

While true lowriders get all the females…
Switches get bitches , bags are for f**s …
by Donpedrolowriding May 30, 2022
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switch lobby

A lobby in an online video game that is filled with bots or low-ELO players due to the Nintendo Switch's low performing hardware giving a significant disadvantage.
man, no victory royale. I'll log in on my switch so we can play a switch lobby.
by kokiriglade March 1, 2025
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bitch switch

switching a larger shot for a smaller shot
“Yo, is this shot bigger than that one? Yeah? Let’s switch.”
“Oh damn bro, you pulling the bitch switch?”
by aliasianti July 17, 2025
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Finger Switch

When you put your finger up your dad's ass and he puts his up yours and you switch and suck it
Yeah I'm excited for the new nintendo finger switch
by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024
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