Pillow surfer

a person who frequents department stores, excessively touching and squeezing pillows looking for the perfect one. (usually a woman).

..these (pillows) are all dirty and misshapen...clearly a pillow surfer has been through here!

by Butts-walla November 12, 2010

potty surfing

(v) the act of dropping a turd in the toilet and having water splash up on your ass.

I just got back from potty surfing and my ass is soaked!

by Snark Chariot November 3, 2011

Surfer girl

A girl who finds peace with the ocean and an aesthetic pleasure when riding the perfect wave, forgetting all her worries

Surfer girl, so cool.

by Surfer at suncoast January 24, 2020

Tounge surfin

using ya tounge in a motion that is equivlant to water

Eating that pussy taste so good id still be tounge surfin in it if she hadent stopped me (pussy monsta)

by Greenlantern 21 April 10, 2010

blue wave surfers

Weak and/or insincere Democrats; word originated from the imaginary blue wave whooshing in to victory, that Democrats talk about using to beat out the Republicans in the 2018 and 2020 election cycles, while supporting corrupt candidates and candidates who accept PAC money and/or other corrupt dollars.

Come support the blue wave surfers this week at the democratic national convention. The blue wave surfers have an awful lot of broken boards, just like their promises to people of color. Will the strong blue wave surfers please stand up, so you can do something other than these ankle busters.

by HijabTalesSecuredByDuke July 23, 2018

surferdude

A well known drunk who doesnt mind drinking and driving. He is usually a nice person but when alcohol is applied he either becomes incredibly irratated or so mellow he passes out listening to his reggae music and never gets in trouble coming home. Loves to do favors by buying beer, or supply those less fortunate with a usual 12 or foti's for his jewish compatriate. If you ever meet him, hes probably already bombed out of his mind so just walk by and yell out surferdude, and don't forget to stutter the S; he can also be referd to as Lloyd, or if your into the breivity thing surfer will do fine.

random freind#1:"ssssssssurferdude..."
surferdude:"YO"
random freind#1:"surfer you bombed yet?"
surferdude:"yea man..."
random freind#1:"ss..sssurfer your always bombed."
surferdude:"hell yea I am!!!"

by random freind January 31, 2005

shoulder surfer

Someone who steals PIN numbers at ATMs or public telephones by looking over people's shoulders while they enter their numbers.

He had a $2,000 phone bill after a shoulder surfer scoped the PIN for his calling card.

by P. Brain August 31, 2006