Alex

Alex is the name of someone who shits on the carpet.

Bob: hey see that guy over there. Carl: yeah his name is Alex I heard he took a shit on the floor. Don’t be his friend he might shit on you.

by Bobs ya uncle June 12, 2018

Alex

He may seem like a true friend but watch your back.

"Aw man he just pulled an Alex. He took my girl!"

by thatotherhawtguy August 29, 2018

Alex

A fuckboy. One of the most sluttiest guys you will ever meet. Only wears supreme merch and off brand Calvin Klein. If you come across an alex, run.

Girl A: look at that guy wearing a supreme shirt!
Girl B: yeah he is such an alex

by VirtuallyKaylee September 26, 2018

Alex

Please out this in.... Alex this is Neil. Ya mum gay. Bye

Alex. Yo mamma gay

by _Lil_Phil_ May 29, 2018

Alex

The most jealous person you will ever meet. Usually tries to steel other people’s girls.

Alex is a whore

by Wjjchsshd June 3, 2018

Alex

He will be the biggest asshole you’ve ever met, not abusive just a lil morbid. But you can’t help but finding yourself love him. He’s the most talented, a smart ass, hard working, fun as fuck to be with, crazy, very smart, hilarious, sweet when he wants to be and completely honest person about everything. You love} him because he’s your best friend, even tho he’s a asshole sometimes.

Alex: my lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday.

Me: okay so, what’d they get you?

Alex: a Rolex. But I’m not sure they understood when I said “I wanna watch”

by smartfucker37 June 9, 2018

Alex

big gay

alex is gay

by JoeLovesJoe June 10, 2018