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Alex

He will be the biggest asshole you’ve ever met, not abusive just a lil morbid. But you can’t help but finding yourself love him. He’s the most talented, a smart ass, hard working, fun as fuck to be with, crazy, very smart, hilarious, sweet when he wants to be and completely honest person about everything. You love} him because he’s your best friend, even tho he’s a asshole sometimes.

Alex: my lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday.

Me: okay so, what’d they get you?

Alex: a Rolex. But I’m not sure they understood when I said “I wanna watch”

by smartfucker37 June 9, 2018