National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day

falling on the 13th of February, National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day, also known as NBUASUFD we have this day to show our hate for the steven universe fanbase.

idiot: ey man u tryna watch sum steven universe?
chad: **beats the everliving shit out of him**
bystander: somebody stop him!11
police: nah its National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day

by NOT NEKU February 13, 2023

Michael Steven Duncan

A name for someone who is a dyke

That girl is a total Michael Steven Duncan

by Hotmilfs.net April 23, 2022

dusty stevens

Man who can’t even name all the countries in europe and Africa. He’s also bad at Minecraft. Use this on someone and you will be at risk of getting sued for slander.

I gave my sister a dusty stevens last night!

by Freesalad January 11, 2020

Steven

A guy who treats his girl like she's everything ever. Steven never ever disrespects a girl, and looks out for his friends. If you meet a Steven, you should be his friend because he is the best. Usually warm and cuddly. You're lucky if a Steven ever loves you, because he's the best guy ever. Kind, caring, compassionate and determined. Set to making the best of everything and is extremely genuine

Person 1: Wow that guy was so nice
Person 2: Must've been a Steven

by Edwardthedemon November 29, 2021

Steven

An identity theif.

hoomanoid one: bro have you seen how Steven has been acting recently?
hoomanoid two: yea, he has download donald trumps personality

by last century March 19, 2022

Steven

A guy who stays away from the crowd but is charismatic. He tends to like younger girls. He’s very busy and doesn’t have a lot of time for those who want him. He listens but is also a good talker. His talent and genuine kindness is attractive. The girl he talks to calls him Stevie.

“Hey Steven”
“Hey, how are you insert name”
“Good, just missing you”

by ivegotrizzfordays March 7, 2023

Steven

Steven is a skinny white kid who walks on his tippy toes and likes the black fat girl on GTA 5 in the purple shirt and beats his shrimp to her. Steven is someone who is as coordinated as a monkey high on crack.

Steven likes jumbo dildos in his butt.

by Steven's Toes September 22, 2019