status boner

sometimes referred to as "SB"; when someone is attracted to another person because of the title(s) that they hold

Remi: Wow, he's really hot.

Ryan: You just think he's hot because he's the captain of the lacrosse team.
Remi: I think you're right, total status boner.

by AwkwardCookie April 5, 2015

status masturbation

When you get off on liking your own post on social media!

My status masturbation is on point!

by Polemuncher May 14, 2016

statue dick

The state of a man's penis in which it mimics the penis commonly attributed to Greek or Roman statues.

Dude, Mikey got pantsed yesterday at the party. He had total statue dick. So embarassing.

by Jeffrey Richards March 19, 2017

Statuewilly

When u get sooo hard

Omg Dave u have a statuewilly

by Faggotnonce332 April 6, 2017

Status Rape

When a person with power forces someone less, for example, in a job, to have sex, or do sexual acts, and the person without power is unable to say no due to the idea that they may lose their job.

Did you know that the girl who played Dorthy in the wizard of Oz was Status Raped?
She was threatened by some of her producers to 'Have sex' or she would be threatened and fired!

by Nzpowa March 27, 2018

Statuphobia

The act of being made uncomfortable or morally apprehensive at the idea of two people above and below the age of 18 having sex, as in statutory

Kevin: 99.9% of America has statuphobia
John: I don't think most of America is afraid of statues
Kevin: That's megalophobia and that's a whole separate issue

by XKM July 14, 2018

Statuing

When you decide you don't want to do ANYTHING.

Oh no, Terrance started statuing again. I guess he really didn't want to do his homework.

by Herself2536 September 10, 2018