Skip to main content

Hoboken Squat Cobbler 

From AMC's Better Call Saul, a Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish. Synonyms include the Full Moon Pie, the Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man.
No, he wasn’t hiding drugs. He was hiding a video of him doing the Hoboken Squat Cobbler.
Related Words

Bubble and Squeak 

Slang for a specific sexual act in which one knocks a dolphin unconcious and proceeds to violate his/her blowhole.
Hey Todd give me some wet towels so this unconcious dolphin doesn't dry out during our bubble and squeak session.
Squeak - A GUY on Battle.net who is the shining example, and perhaps the only example of the phrase: A big pile of lame

Perhaps he needs to stop pretending to be a girl and stop joining 30 clans and stop laming Bnet up k? Thx
Tequila I hate you Squeak, you suck in life, I hope you die a horrible death
Squeak @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Squeak by Tequila March 2, 2005
to crap
man... get outta the bathroom! I gotta take a huge squat!
squat by steve-o December 5, 2002

squat a lemon 

"I ride in the benz but I squat a lemon" --Mac Dre
squat a lemon by d-riv April 13, 2008
Two words put together as one straight and great. Commonly used in New Orleans and surrounding areas.
Okay it's squate.
That's a squate price.
squate by Eric Dardar October 20, 2004