Santander Gang

Guys who casually visit carmeets and tuning events with leased or bankrolled car.

How can he afford such a new car and why is it not customized?
Bro, don‘t you see that he is a member of the Santander Gang?

by MadEvil March 8, 2020

Santa Claus Clench

A verb, when a female sits on an erect penis and constantly clenches and unclenches using their kegle muscles and no other movement causing ejaculation.

Alex had his hoe do the Santa Claus Clench till he had an extreme orgasm.
Abruptly in the night, Harrison, awoke to his female performing the Santa Claus Clench, soon after falling directly back to the sleep.

by ClausClenchers February 10, 2021

santa

a fatass who forces elfes into labor , sneaks to your house, calls girls hoes and smokes weed

kid: OMG SANTA GIVE ME A PS5
santa: hoe hoe hoe marry christmas
kid: OMG ARE YOU THE REAL SANTA?
santa: *pulls out silenced USP* yes i am *shoots*
santa: *puts kids corpse in a shredder*
santa: nobody will find out *starts smoking weed*

by ඞ GET OUT OF MY HEAD November 5, 2021

Ogre santa

a giant beer bellied demonic mormon possessed by evil spirits that unleashes its fury on greedy little children during x-mas and new years day.

son:mom, you better give me everything i want or i wont wear this on!
mom:ill give you an ogre santa, so do not disobey.
*kid shivers in frozen solid fear*

by Kikoman_soysauce December 26, 2008

Trell Santana

a real ass nigga who rap like a bitch

"aye you went to that Trell Santana concert"

by Kirstengirllllll February 20, 2018

The Santa

A sex position when you role play as santa and your girlfriend rides your dick as you shout "Oh! Ho, ho ho!"

David: let's do the Santa tonight
Kim: sure ;)

by Uniaer October 26, 2020

Brown Santa

The act of emptying your sack in to the anal cavity of you partner.

Last night I received a visit from 'Brown Santa' (not UPS) and received a delivery at the back door...

by Goat sniffer December 24, 2020