smurf

a joint rolled in a blue post-it note

Tom smoked a smurf and got the munchies.

by jack candlestick October 7, 2010

jokey smurf

When you are presented with something that looks favorable for you, but ends up not being favorable when you get it.

Someone offers you $10 to take them to a friend's house uo the street. When you get there, the friend aint @ home and you gotta drive across town to earn your $10. Damn it you done pulled a jokey smurf on me.

by jtb30 February 2, 2008

gay smurf

A person who is gay or you think is gay that has a pinky toe fetish and is probably a fuckboy

"OMG he sounds just like a gay smurf"
"That boy is such a gay smurf"
"I heard that gay smurf slept with 15 boys in this month"

by Itissomeoneyouwillneverknow July 13, 2015

smurf

To be demoted. To lose political power.

The Vice President has just been smurfed! He is being put on "special assignments."

by Joe Bob April 27, 2002

smurf flipper

A female who gives 2 or more guys blue balls in the same setting

Dude, I thought I was gonna get a three way the other night, but she turned out to be a smurf flipper

by niknana February 4, 2015

smurf

Some kind of drug which makes people feel incredibly small, and they try to fit into small places/objects.

Somebody on smurf tried to fit into the exhaust-pipe of a car and burnt their head.
Another person tried to lift up the lines on a freeway to hide from cars under them, they died.

by Pygme September 21, 2005

smurf

a whore, a smut, hoe

The smurfs are out tonight !

by BrooklynBarbz September 1, 2010