A very sexy, adorable man. Usually with dark brown eyes you get lost in, and gorgeous dark curly hair. Often he has a beard or at least a goatee. May or may not actually be Mexican, but looks enough like one that semantics shouldn't matter. Very good at everything he does, be it car repair, bed refurbishing, or auto detailing. Super smart (and not afraid to tell you so!) and he knows his way around a computer. Especially a computer that isn't his. Known to occasionally carjack when he isn't busy zipping around town on his motorcycle. Some Sexy Mexicans are so hot and so Sexy you may feel compelled to drive around town aimlessly for hours at a time, with the hopes of a five-second Sexy Mexican sighting. Then you can feel good about yourself knowing the day has been worthwhile. Very elusive creature, rarely has a Sexy Mexican been captured, although legend says a certain beautiful woman has come very close to nailing him. Some even say she has nailed him a few times, though others disagree. Sexy Mexican tends to enjoy sushi and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Not at the same time, usually. Certain Sexy Mexicans might be named Shawn, but that is up for debate as well.
"Sexy Mexican rode by on his bike, while I sat with my wrecked Toyota waiting on a tow truck"
"I'm certain I saw Sexy Mexican ride by while I was being detained by police."
"Emily, what's wrong?" "Oh nothing. Just depressed about the elusive Sexy Mexican, as usual."
"I'm certain I saw Sexy Mexican ride by while I was being detained by police."
"Emily, what's wrong?" "Oh nothing. Just depressed about the elusive Sexy Mexican, as usual."
by Mrs.SexyMexican December 7, 2016
Get the Sexy Mexicanmug. by Hahahahhahha thats so coool October 5, 2009
Get the Butt-Sexymug. When a guy's facial hair is not too long, but just long enough to be noticable and give a rugged, manly look
by jimaniza October 27, 2009
Get the Sexy Stubblemug. by catrice and charisse October 22, 2008
Get the senior sexymug. by Gurgle_Man July 13, 2009
Get the Sexy Fishmug. A man who, in everyone's eyes, runs the town and all its hoe's to the point where bystanders tremble upon the mere thought of his presence. A man who keeps the purp by the pound and rolls blunts till his fingers bleed, and in these blood drops you will find an alcohol content of .76. A man who has 7 pounds of meth brewing on the snap of a finger, (or the slap of his pimp hand). A man with a shlong so big, he rips his jeans er'day. A man who blows loads so large it could quench the thirst of a small asian family for 3 months.
by comptonfootball12 February 2, 2008
Get the sexy bonermug. 