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Santorum's Law

A rule that states if you aren't being ridiculed with vile, hate-filled, vitriolic, death threats and insults because of your views, you aren't trying hard enough.
You :Man, I told this lady I was pro-life and she started freaking out and calling me awful names telling me she wished my mom would have aborted me!
Friend: Santorum's Law, man.
by djshawman2 January 4, 2013
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santoro

last name of a blue eyed brown hair guy who plays girls for all he can. Usually is ugly but some how gets alot of ass. Is attracted to awkward girls. and has creepy friends.
"Dam did you hear about santoro and monica?"
"wait i thought he was getting with Julia?"
"HES GETTIN WITH BOTH COCK FACE"
by joe simalajdfdskalhfsadlg March 28, 2009
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Santô-Ryu

it is a style of sword fighting that involves 3 swords one in each hand and one in the mouth u may think it is impossible but it is not many people know how to do this like me
his sword fighting style is the Santô-Ryu.
by gavin hunt May 2, 2006
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Senioritus

When the students of the senior class think they are all superior to the entire world and dont want to do any work cuz it doesnt matter, theyre graduating soon anyway.
Tyler has senioritus because he thinks he is oh so cool and doesnt feel like doing any work because he is going to be out of here soon enough.
by Skelator101 August 20, 2010
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Senator John Kerry

One who misleads voters by delivering promises that are next to impossible to keep because Americans are too stupid to realize how these promises really "work" SEE: Watch the debates and read the papers for both sides of the story dumbass AND: There are two sides stop believing the one that SOUNDS the best withought knowing info.
Statement or Promise: Healthcare for everyone, the same as the Senators get.

Reality: Despite everyone thought, depending on the income of the Senator or person in question, The GOVERNMENT will choose a program best SUITED to your income. Sure, it will be Blue Cross, but nothing was said about transplants or hospitalization being covered...sorry, you must not make enough.

Statement: Minimum wage higher for everyone especially women

Reality: Taxes will be raised, although I hate the upperclass, there is not nearly enough of them to tax to cover my promise on this one, therefor, sorry middle and lower class, more taxes for you too.

Statement: I will bring our boys home

Reality: As soon as i take credit for what is going on overseas, and I make the other promises I made come true, Then I will bring home half.
by John Edwards, Kerry's Lover October 21, 2004
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santo

I word describing when your hair /face is covered in shit or sumthing dirtyy like shit

defines from a boy named santo hoo has shit in his hair
Ryan G. talking to Dany Atkinson juring sex- oh dany santo on my head baby wet and steamy that how i like it

"dude that mothafukas got santo all up in his doo"
by Drako Pavolav April 18, 2005
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Senator Nuance

The less-than-enthralling John Kerry.
Senator Nuance and his running-mate, the Breck Girl, are coming to town.
by David G. Epstein August 9, 2004
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