A homosexual man who exaggerates the size of his member in order to convince other men to meet him and perform fellatio on him
After I talked to the guy online I agreed to hook up with him at the Taco Tico. Waste of time! Total head scalper.
by Tony Higgins March 25, 2008
Get the head scalper mug.Hough Scale (Huff) is commonly used to rate women by personality and looks. The scale rating is rated by numbers from 1 to 10, one being the lowest and ten being the highest.
The scale has been approved by several men for its harshness on women. Also achieving the number ten is quite difficult because by all means you need to be "perfect".
The scale has been approved by several men for its harshness on women. Also achieving the number ten is quite difficult because by all means you need to be "perfect".
Bob: "That bitch I fucked last night... was definitely a high 7!" Dan: "Give me a break Bob, that bitch was definitely a 3! She looked like fucking Brian Urlacher for the Bears!"
Alex: "Damn... she definitely a 8." Kyle: "I would say 9 man..." Alex: "Naw, her legs are little fat plus her tits aren't that big."
Kyle: "So... Hough you want to go in there and rate all the women at this party?" Hough: " Dude all these bitches are lower than 6."
John-Mark: "Dude, the Hough Scale has helped me out so much."
Lee: "So what would be my girl on the Hough scale?"
Hough: "You really want to know?"
Lee: "Yeah"
Hough: "You really want to know?"
Lee: " Yeah..."
Hough: "Ok!" "Well, I think she's a 4, I think she's white trash, she pisses in the guys sink, takes a shit next to us in the guys bathroom, and uses our showers."
Everyone: "Oh shit..."
Lee: " Ok...."
Alex: "Damn... she definitely a 8." Kyle: "I would say 9 man..." Alex: "Naw, her legs are little fat plus her tits aren't that big."
Kyle: "So... Hough you want to go in there and rate all the women at this party?" Hough: " Dude all these bitches are lower than 6."
John-Mark: "Dude, the Hough Scale has helped me out so much."
Lee: "So what would be my girl on the Hough scale?"
Hough: "You really want to know?"
Lee: "Yeah"
Hough: "You really want to know?"
Lee: " Yeah..."
Hough: "Ok!" "Well, I think she's a 4, I think she's white trash, she pisses in the guys sink, takes a shit next to us in the guys bathroom, and uses our showers."
Everyone: "Oh shit..."
Lee: " Ok...."
by Delta House May 8, 2008
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The Dickness Scale is a scale from 1-12 inches. Created by two best friends named Jackie and Kennedy in GA.
Sometimes if his personality or hotness is really high then it may go above the dickness scale. There is also a Dickness Scale for chodes.
Sometimes if his personality or hotness is really high then it may go above the dickness scale. There is also a Dickness Scale for chodes.
Person 1: ohhh that guy is sooo hot.
Person 2: What do you rate him on the Dickness Scale??
Person 1: He's a 72. *gets horny*
Person 2: What do you rate him on the Dickness Scale??
Person 1: He's a 72. *gets horny*
by McDanger February 7, 2009
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Get the Asshole Scale mug.Rateing someone on a scale of 1-10 on if you would fuck them. Usually combined with the Man Scale.
See also Man Scale
See also Man Scale
Josh: "She's like a 1 on the man scale but a 9 on the rictor scale."
Garrett: "Not even close. Shes like a 0 on the man but a 4 on the rictor."
Garrett: "Not even close. Shes like a 0 on the man but a 4 on the rictor."
by ThyPenguin March 28, 2010
Get the Rictor Scale mug.The Wrecked'em Scale is the logarythmic scale much like the Rector Scale used to measure assholism, the philosophy advocating being stoopid, insensitive, or hurtful with no perceived benefit to anybody. Each gain of 1 point on the Wrecked'em Scale represents a doubling of the negative effects of the measured behavior. In urban areas, 1-3 Wrecked'em events go almost un=noticed while Your Momma can detect a 1 or less.
George Bu$h admires John McCain's 9 on the Wrecked'em Scale because he is only a seven.
Miss Anne Coulter is a Wrecked'em Scale 10, the world's only known perfect score.
Miss Anne Coulter is a Wrecked'em Scale 10, the world's only known perfect score.
by R. Lemon March 11, 2008
Get the Wrecked'em Scale mug.A scale with witch one rates themself on exactly how high they are. 1 is not high at all and a 10 is mindfucked!
by TroyTheBlowUpDoll June 19, 2008
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