salty muffin

a salty muffin is someone is acting in a sassy/saucey manner.

that girl is being SUCH a salty muffin right now.

by izaack October 13, 2010

Salty Fish

An unclean pussy. A pussy that hasn't been washed for days. During oral sex, a pussy that is sour and or salty to the taste, and fishy in odour.

John: i was gonna go down on her, but came straight back up.

Harry: Salty fish

John: Yup

by Hobo Lenny January 9, 2008

salty samurai

The leader of the Holy Samurai clan, destined to destroy the evil tyrant weebls, who hath forsaken the Samurai clan.

Holy shit! Salty samurai is again crushing weebls with his spamming powers!

by Cheesebadger December 23, 2004

Salty Pickle

when u get get vomit,feces,and a pickle and mix it all up, then u freeze and sare with ur mate and barf into eachothers mouths until their is no more vomit

me and my girl shared a salty pickle last night

by nicenice6969 October 17, 2011

Salty Bunny

A fun twist on the family game 'fluffy bunny'. After filling recipients mouth with semen, they must say "salty bunny" after each added load with out laughing. The person with the biggest number of loads wins.
Spillage is also a no-no.

"What did you do on the weekend?"

"Had the mates around for a few quiet ones and a quick round of salty bunny."

by Saltysashabunny November 17, 2016

salty susan

Someone who constantly or easily gets angry or offended when things don't go their way. Somewhat the same as a Negative Nancy....or butt hurt Becky.

Chick 1- "Man she sure is being such a salty Susan!

Chick 2-" Yea she is, She could turn a freshwater lake into the Dead Sea!"

Chick 1-"Yea, she totally could!"

by CammiS09 January 15, 2016

salty doorknob

When one sticks a door knob in their ass, does a kartwheel to open the door.
Making the door a salty door knob

My hands were full so I did a salty doorknob to open it.

by noahsmith33 July 4, 2016